narf

A word that discribes the sound a walrus makes.

Walrus: "NARF! NAARRRRRRF!"
Person: "Oh, hai walrus~!"

by Tapir October 7, 2007

narf

1) A filler word that can be used to generally annoy parents

2) Narfco's Mascot

Jules, I'm gonna narf you tomorrow...

by Irbz December 21, 2006

Narf

The offspring of a dog and a man with one testicle.

"That man must be a narf."

by Carter P. June 25, 2008

narf

to hit really hard; to get hit really hard; to be in excrutiating pain after being hit really hard.

1.O dude, I just narfed my toe on that nail! My toe is narfed.

2.(referring to a deer getting hit by a car)...Look at that deer! It just got totally narfed by that car!

3."I'm gonna narf your face!"
--that dude just got narfed.

by Al gurl January 12, 2009

narf

1. one who resembles a turtle.
2. someone under the age of 15, and has a moustache & beard with patches of missing hair in it.
3. a person with facial deformities, as a result of their mothers abusing drugs while pregnancy.
4. a word that suggests "fooling around."

"damn, girl, look at that narf!"

by jenn May 13, 2005

narffed

fucked.
like that is narffed up.
or that is fucked up.

i just narffed a cat in the ass.

by Shirly Will Do Me. March 9, 2009

narf

To deeply inhale one's own fart to prevent it from permeating into one's surroundings.

Conor, you better narf that fart or I'm kicking you out of my car.

by Bosstowncrazypants April 25, 2011