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Chunky Nachos

Chunky Nachos is when you get a bag of extra crunchy tortilla chips, then you go watch adult themed media (PORN) for an hour, then you cum into a jar, then you get mustard and yellow food coloring and you warm up the chips for 69 seconds, then, you mix mustard yellow food coloring and the cum together, stir until completion, lastly when the chips are done, you put the creamy yellow mustard mix into the chips, then you send them to starving kids in africa because you realize you have no life/soul.
I was sad so it made me feel better about myself when I sent Chunky Nachos to African children!
by Cuntcrusader69 June 15, 2015
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Nose Nachos

I just snorted a major batch of Nose Nachos man!
by Luckyzebra May 29, 2009
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Umbrella Nachos

The act of not properly distributing or layering cheese on a plate of nachos, causing an abundance of unflavoured nachos on the bottom.
"Are you kidding me? These are umbrella nachos! Get me your manager."
by TMSR January 5, 2008
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Saltine Nachos

Someone of white and hispanic descent. Not quite a beaner, but not a quite cracker. These people usually have hybrid vigor and are highly intelligent, but are also hard workers. They are known to have rhythm, a great sense of humor and a way with the opposite sex. They possess the best of both worlds.
Damn! did you see that cracker hurdle that fence?

Dude that's no cracker that guy is Saltine Nachos, fence jumping is in his blood.
by Saltine Nachos February 2, 2010
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Oakland Nachos

A snack food consisting of Doritos corn chips slathered in chocolate syrup.
I made Oakland nachos to eat while watching the Raiders game.
by Zayday December 12, 2015
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Alabama nachos

When you shit and cum on your sister's or brother's stomach and use it as bean dip during sex
No thanks I'm not hungry I had some Alabama nachos with Becky
by Big dick bitch March 15, 2019
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Gamer Nachos

The nachos you make in the middle of a long gaming session. Consists of whatever cheese you have laying around (usually Kraft or Velveeta) melted over chips. Made very quickly because you need to get back to gaming.
I made some gamer nachos between COD matches, really helped me power through the next 4 hours.
by maryland manson April 27, 2020
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