Mysterion

Kennys alternate identity on South Park. Most people think it is clyde, but its not. Maybe next episode we will see because at the end of the episode, Mysterion went to jail.

godspeed mysterion! you're a beacon of hope in a bleak and dreary world

by bulldog8899 March 22, 2009

Mysterista

A Starbucks barista whose name you don't know.

Dude, that mysterista is smokin! I've gotta get her name...

by Hjfreyer January 6, 2009

Mysterious Monkey

Considered to be one of the hardest and most impressive sex acts out there the Mysterious Monkey is a combination of both The Houdini and The Monkey Face. Before beginning you must first conceal either pubic hair (or ass hair) using a proper sleight of hand technique. Now take your girl or guy from behind and give them a proper ramming. Just before you blow your load pull out and spit on their back. When they turn to look at the amazing load they just receive you simultaneously blow your real juices in their face and then smear the concealed hairs all over while they look on in complete shock and confusion. While extremely difficult to pull off if done right your partner will be so shocked and impressed they will not know how to process what just happened.

Last weekend I finally pulled off the Mysterious Monkey. Suzy and I were going to town and just as we were both about to blow I hit every part just right. The emotions after went from pure shock, to confusion, to anger, to one of the best laughs we have ever had. Took our relationship to a whole new level.

by Work Head December 1, 2018

mythrium

Elusive mineral found in a crater formation beyond Mystic Valley. While its origins are still disputed amongst our leading geologists and astronomists, it’s apparent that a rogue asteroid brought the mystical mineral crash-landing into our world some millennia ago.

If these devices are to work at all, the Mythrium composition is the source of our greatest hope.

by FLUFFLUF July 11, 2022

Dominik Mysterio

The greatest Mysterio and Eddie’s son

Dominik Mysterio is better than his deadbeat dad Rey

by KoolKydChris April 29, 2023

Lord of the Mysteries

One of the best novel to ever exist. Even its live-action adaptation wouldn't suck.

Anon1:- Man you should read Lord of the Mysteries
Anon2:- fuck you, I won't

Anon1:- *stabs Anon2*

by TheHangedMan February 27, 2021

God works in mysterious ways

I have no idea why that happened.

Yes, I realize your friend died an unnecessary death at a very young age, but God works in mysterious ways.

by FigurinOutLife April 8, 2004