My Cat Parties (MCP)

Were you a fan of FML or MLIA or even MLIB well we got something for you. MCP is a group where people come together to talk about how their Kitty Kat parties. If your cat is obese, a known alcoholic, plays COD way to much or just plain parties this is definitely something you need to follow.

Just found out my cat is a pimp and traffics drugs from his litterbox... My Cat Parties (MCP)

They say cats sleep and eat 18 hours of the day. Well the other 6 they party hard. MCP

Just found out where my 12 pack of Natty Light has gone, thanks Kitty. MCP

by Chill Cat October 21, 2010

maycation

On a vacation, may go back, may not

She’s been on a maycation for a month.

by PepperK May 14, 2022

Mycal

An omnipotent being that can and will completely annihilate any and all persons attempting to defeat him. A creature so stunningly handsome that he has been known to make women stop dead in their tracks only to begin violently fucking themselves with various objects while screaming his name. Although it is rare to see him outside, he has been told to have a small pygmy like women attached to him at all times. Regardless of all of his God like features, on most occasions he retreats to his normal state as a majestic lion that smells of flowers. Basically, a Michael Cramer is all around better than you in every way.

Man... My chick ran into Mycal the other day, and she STILL won't stop masturbating...

by Whatcha-ma-call-it June 16, 2010

MCAT

A grueling, terrible 9-hour exam required of all students applying to medical school. It is the hardest and longest of all graduate school examinations. Only the strong-willed and intelligent-minded survive. The exam tests critical reasoning and not just content.

Composed of the Physical Sciences (Physics and General Chemistry), Verbal Reasoning, Writing, and Biological Sciences (Biology and Organic Chemistry).

Physical Sciences & Biological Sciences - 100 minutes each (62 passage-based questions, 15 discrete)
Verbal Reasoning (not reading comprehension. Questions ask "why?" not "what?") - 85 minutes (all passage-based)
Writing - 60 minutes (2 essays, 1 hour, separately timed)

Scored from 3-45 for composite score, J-T for writing

Dude, you're taking the MCAT??? Wow, you gotta be smarter than those loser students taking the easier LSAT.

Yo that MCAT today was mad hard.

by IHateMCAT August 18, 2006

mcat

Slang for methcathinone.

A synthetic amphetamine derivative which is most similar in structure to methamphetamine and cathinone. Effects are similar to amphetamines but in high doses also has a resemblance to MDMA due to being a more potent serotonin reuptake inhibitor. Also has the rep for being very easy to synthesize making it novel for chemistry n00bs

Me: I just ate a quarter gram of MCAT and I feel great!

by Losing Streak January 8, 2008

Fucking My Cat

The action of wasting time, hanging out with a significant other, or performing unknown activities with others.

"What are you doing today?... Fucking my Cat!"

"What is everyone doing inside that house?... Fucking their cats"

by Sloane Boner June 16, 2009

come meet my cat

have a look at my pussy

"come meet my cat"

"would you like me to stroke it?"

"yes, have a look at my pussy..."

"I thought I was going to meet your cat?"

"I don't have cat!"

by wolfiesmifffy September 11, 2014