Evil bitch trapped centipede in my asshole until I died.
by Captain Lorily February 19, 2020
when a penis fucks a males vagina in its clitoris inside of the anus of me. normally a sore asshole tastes good. and then u shove my penis so hard up the ass it reverses the male genitalia and gives him a blowjob
by urmom!!!!!!!12457894579235356 June 26, 2011
cum in my asshole daddy is sexy
by cum in my face master 91919191 April 6, 2022
A state of mental disarray and confusion in which leads to the ignition and continuous pain of the rectum causing it to swell and irritate making you question life as a whole.
My asshole burns bruh *beat boxing commences.*
I was drifting off and that made me question the meaning of life. That was a my asshole burns moment.
I was drifting off and that made me question the meaning of life. That was a my asshole burns moment.
by ArrowQuill December 18, 2020
When you're raging in CS:GO you then will come to a complete life of swearing everytime you die and you will run out of words and make them up and create this.
by EndItall666 April 24, 2018
Alanis: "It's like rain on your wedding day, a no smoking sign on your cigarette break, like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, like meeting the man of your dreams...then meeting his beautiful wife.........
FRENCH TOAST MY ASSHOLE . "
FRENCH TOAST MY ASSHOLE . "
by urbandiclova October 19, 2010
Bob: *drives over a big bump on the highway, at full speed in his 98 Camry with blown shocks*
Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.
Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.
by Larry Saunders August 18, 2021