sucking my asshole

making something sound better than it actually is (similar to gaslighting or cherry picking)

tyler: dude stop sucking my asshole

by man who indulges in balls December 17, 2021

Tits are in my asshole

When your lady friend forces you to do something you don't want to do

Boys I want to go camping but tits are in my asshole

by 8732whatitdo July 10, 2017

trapped centipede in my asshole

When a centipede is trapped travels up your asshole only to eat away at your body inside out.

Evil bitch trapped centipede in my asshole until I died.

by Captain Lorily February 19, 2020

fudge cake in my asshole

When your sad or pissed about something

Man ilyasse gon leave the country this year fudge cake in my asshole

by KBK123 October 14, 2020

bladder just fell out of my asshole

The term used to describe the feeling of weightlessness brought about by motion forces.

Bob: *drives over a big bump on the highway, at full speed in his 98 Camry with blown shocks*

Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.

by Larry Saunders August 17, 2021

louisiana stuffed my asshole

when a penis fucks a males vagina in its clitoris inside of the anus of me. normally a sore asshole tastes good. and then u shove my penis so hard up the ass it reverses the male genitalia and gives him a blowjob

megan fox got louisiana stuffed my asshole in her mouth

by urmom!!!!!!!12457894579235356 June 30, 2011

french my asshole and make me cum !

french my asshole and make me cum ! is what my roomie, Matt, says to me when he wants me to rim and tongue-fuck his asshole until he has a cumgasm.

Matt often says to me "french my asshole and make me cum !" -- so I do and he really moans!

by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021