Mutated Pollen

Flying little humans that will bite you, kill and set the village on fire. Often mistaken for pollen.

"Dude, I think something just bit me"
"Well what's that on your arm?"
"Oh, it's pollen!"
"That's not pollen... that's a mutated pollen!"
"OUCH! It bit me again!!" ~dies~
~massive swarm of fluffy death rolls into town. Town set on fire~

by Steve Tuesday June 19, 2016

mythic mutations

A crazy psychopath who’s animal spirit is a chihuahua.

Hey mythic mutations gone feral again. Who did she beat at chess?

by Mythic Crazy March 19, 2023

Orgasmic Mutation

The act of nature imposed on a human mid coitus, transitioning genes into a primal form, essentially transforming the host into a beastial form.

(The words "orgasmic mutation" was created by me and if it weren't for my messed up friends I'd never have a definition)

"Yo! Did you hear about Brian?"

"No. What happened?"

"He was fucking and had an orgasmic mutation!"

by D-Street1321 January 2, 2022

Myles Mutations

When your skin starts bubbling, bumps explode on your face and your head gets longer.

OMG! Johnny is having a Myles Mutations, HUS SKIN IS BUBBLING UP!!!

by Nugget tip January 15, 2020