mushroom stamp

A variation of teabagging where the bagger first marinates his undercarriage in a viscous substance such as barbeque sauce or ketchup. The goal is to leave a mushroom shaped mark on the victim.

After a quick trip to the condiment counter you are all set to deliver a mushroom stamp

by [e-mail] November 25, 2006

mushroom stamp

Placing the head of your Johnson on an unsuspecting person.

I waited till Gina passed out, then I mushroom stamped that bitvh.

by Fo T Wada February 23, 2008

Flying Mushroom Stamp

The act of forcing someone to kneel down (have them stand if they are much shorter than you), then removing all your clothes, and getting to a good distance. Once you have achieved the desired distance, you then run and jump, swinging your hips causing the head of your penis to slap them in the face, leaving a bright red imprint shaped like a mushroom.

Please exercise extreme caution when performing the Flying Mushroom Stamp. Serious injury may (and often will) occur.

I performed the Flying Mushroom Stamp on that bitch, dawg!

by Kaj Darkwind May 15, 2010

Mushroom stamp of approval

Generally performed by cook or some sort backline employee-type. For whatever reasons,(i.e. plate sent back, difficult diner or just don't like someone,) the cook removes his cyclops stick from his britches and strikes a portion of the meal and sends it out to be ate.

"That guy was such an ass, so I gave his mashed potatoes my mushroom stamp of approval."

by Marcoleptic June 22, 2006

purple mushroom stamp

NOTE: this move requires a flacid penis. while dangling your dong in front of a woman in an attempt to 'woo' her, you grab the base of your member and swing it in a counterclockwise ninja motion smacking her flush on either cheeck leaving a welt resembling a purple mushroom. in germany this is seen as a sign of affection...in tennessee it will get you killed.

i wanted sandi to know that i was into her...so i gave her a purple mushroom stamp. in return she hooked me up with an award winning clark bar

by DJ KNUCKLES March 08, 2005

exploding mushroom stamp

While in the act of doing a mushroom stamp, you jizz(explode) at the same time.

Do the exploding mushroom stamp to your mother

by kuter punch February 28, 2009

bloody mushroom stamp

While having vaginal intercourse with a female who is currently going through her minstrel cycle, you remove your penis and violently smack it on her forehead. This action results in a red mushroom like stamp on the females forehead.

Craig Boggs is a true dogg! He was banging this chick last night and he gave her a bloody mushroom stamp! Doubt she ever calls him back.

by Ithemrwes November 25, 2015