mushies

Halucinogenic mushrooms. Usually of the genus Psilocibe.
shrooms

"Aaaarrrr man, these mushies are fucken intense".

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

Mushies

(Moo-sheez)

The sweet nothings you get from your bae .

Girl 1: You should hear the mushies I got from my boyfriend last night.

Girl 2: Ooooo. What he say?

Girl 1: He was all like "I'm never gonna leave you, you're my babe, I love you more than those tacos you gave me last night."

by idkit January 3, 2015

Flexing your facebook muscles

When somebody on facebook will start fights and act tougher than they really are just because they have the protection of the internet with them. They do this to make themselves feel better just like flexing their muscles.

Tough guy: Hey you bitch whore, these scenic pictures you took really fucking suck.
You: Why are you trying to start something? What are you trying to prove? Quit flexing your facebook muscles.
Tough guy: Hey I'm sorryz for being so mean. I owe you for life. I'm going to go wash my face in shame now.

by VulgarOverlord May 5, 2011

Man muscles

The type of muscles that develop as a guy transitions from teen/young adult to full fledged man. It is accompanied by a gain in strength and usually happens between the ages of 26-28. Man muscles aren't bigger, but they are rock hard and will allow men to beat much "stronger" young men in things like arm wrestling and give them greater endurance in repetitive hard labor.

You think Bryce Harper is a good player now? Just wait until he gets his man muscles! or Now that LeBron James has his man muscles the rest of the NBA doesn't stand a chance.

by scrapple000 May 2, 2013

glamour muscles

The muscles worked out for showing off to the ladies. Chest and arms.

"Yo Chinagirl, you want to go to lunch at 2?" "No, I've gotta work my glamour muscles."

by oriental peach cobbler November 20, 2009

Bachelor Muscles

Refers to the forearm muscles. This is because these muscles get plenty of work when you are a bachelor without a woman.

Guy 1: "Man, my forearms are killing me after rock climbing yesterday!"
Guy 2: "Not me, my bachelor muscles are in tip-top condition these days!"

by carson65 September 15, 2009

Slut muscles

Slut muscles refers to any muscles that sluts use on a regular basis; inner thighs, hip flexors, as well as the pelvic (vaginal) muscles.

My slut muscles hurt....can you make them feel better?

by Livi-Whip November 14, 2010