Murse

A moose dressed like a nurse. (Mostly found in Canada, eh.)

That's not a moose, that's a murse!

by Puuper2 November 10, 2017

Murse

1. A man purse.
2. A male nurse.

Hey! Look at that murse over there! It’s the dude with the murse!

by Dirtymind 3333 December 10, 2020

Murse

A nigga who gets to the bag

That murse got hella motion

by That cajun March 5, 2026

Murse-a

A sub-faggotonic state characterized by the carrying of a large man-purse (murse).

Person 1: "Uh oh, looks like he's infected with murse-a."
Person 2: "I knew he was a bit fruity."

by NonPC Fox March 2, 2009

murse massage

Murse or man purse is known as either a small bag carried by a man or a mans testicles due to their sack like quality. A murse massage is the act of sliding the shaft of one's penis between the two globes or spheres of the testicles and moving it forward and backwards.

Paul wanted to give Jack a murse massage, but Paul's scrotum just couldn't reach the width of Jack's engorged man meat.

by Anonymoustheonly March 5, 2017

Murse Moocher

A persons who is attracted primarily to male nurses. More common in females named Alexis.

“You are always falling for those male nurses, you no good murse moocher”

by MinervsMom May 9, 2023

mini murse

Larger than a wallet, but smaller than a traditional murse. Can be used strategically to ones advantage so that he/she doesn't get weighed down by too much cash or plastic.

Did you see Manuel and his new mini murse? He uses it so that he doesn't carry any cash or credit cards, in hopes that others will pay for his cocktails!

by BTedstrom November 9, 2006