to fuck up bad
to be retarded
to not be able to read
to not go through with anything
to be known as the biggest dumb ass ever
to be retarded
to not be able to read
to not go through with anything
to be known as the biggest dumb ass ever
wow, when you ran over that small child, you really murphed it
that time you didnt wipe your ass, you were murphing it
that time you didnt wipe your ass, you were murphing it
by the garrett January 25, 2004
When you're high off ecstacy pills.
for those who don't know ecstasy is an illegal drug usually taken at raves.
for those who don't know ecstasy is an illegal drug usually taken at raves.
by ellejhay May 31, 2006
1) Damn this hoe just got murphed.
2) Yikes! this hoe is acting a murph
3) Yo I almost just threw up this girl is a straight up murph.
2) Yikes! this hoe is acting a murph
3) Yo I almost just threw up this girl is a straight up murph.
by rockawaygirls February 20, 2012
adj. a person that screws something up
used when someone makes a mistake or cannot do what is expected of them.
used when someone makes a mistake or cannot do what is expected of them.
"Duuude you spilled another beer you fucking murph."
"The Sharks can never come in clutch during the playoffs, they are such murphs."
"The Sharks can never come in clutch during the playoffs, they are such murphs."
by sloshin July 24, 2011
a fat kid with big tits and a small penis who has no friends but thinks everyone is friends with him - also he thinks hes tough but is actually a pussy
-Murph gone give it to ya wit his big titties and his small penis NIGGA
-Murph thinks hes boys wit FNV but actually they all hate him
-Murph thinks hes boys wit FNV but actually they all hate him
by gdads April 13, 2005
Refers to a homosexual male.
by Anon-Hate October 09, 2006
A term used during a hand in the card game Texas Hold'em when you currently appear to be ahead in the game, and when the last card is turned and your opponent went from having virtually no hand, to the winning hand. You had just gotten murphed
OMFG MAN!!!! Your 2 pairs just got beat by the river card. It gave your opponent a straight!!! YOU GOT MURPHED!!!!!!!!!!!
by murphdiggity February 03, 2010