The new phrase that one should say to spice up a lame story instead of "And then I found five dollars."
Originated from an entry on www.fmylife.com where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."
A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.
Originated from an entry on www.fmylife.com where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."
A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.
Carson: "I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied and..."
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"
by Marilyn Beale April 28, 2009
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When you are optimistic about your killings.
You know you've done the wrong thing but you see a positive side to it.
You know you've done the wrong thing but you see a positive side to it.
"He is very murderistic about this,"
"True."
"True."
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Another way to describe murderizing something would be overkill.
It is not used often, and even when it is used it is often ridiculous and non serious
Another way to describe murderizing something would be overkill.
It is not used often, and even when it is used it is often ridiculous and non serious
Katelyn murderized the cockroaches with her flamethrower
Alex murderized his friend with a dull knife for his satanic ritual.
After being infuriated by her neighbor's actions, Natalie murderized the entire city with nuclear weapons.
Alex murderized his friend with a dull knife for his satanic ritual.
After being infuriated by her neighbor's actions, Natalie murderized the entire city with nuclear weapons.
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I'm such a Plant Murderer, this is the fifth plant I've killed this week!
I'm such a Plant Murderer, this is the fifth plant I've killed this week!
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