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"and then my cousin got murdered..."

The new phrase that one should say to spice up a lame story instead of "And then I found five dollars."

Originated from an entry on www.fmylife.com where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."

A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.
Carson: "I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied and..."
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"
by Marilyn Beale April 28, 2009
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Math Murderer

Murders Math. Pun of "Cereal Killer". Moderator of GameFAQs Message boards.
OMG Math Murderer teh modd0rzed me!!!!
by KtC August 12, 2003
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murderistic

When you are optimistic about your killings.

You know you've done the wrong thing but you see a positive side to it.
"He is very murderistic about this,"
"True."
by Reeces Babe June 8, 2016
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Murdering Shoes

A pair of solid black shoes, worn only when approaching lonely women on unlit streets from behind. Sold at most department stores.
I see a young lady traveling towards Journey's End. Better put on my murdering shoes
by xDB-1x November 13, 2011
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MurderingCat

MurderingCat is the best Mc Player.
Praise our Minecraft lord MurderingCat!
by beenq March 20, 2021
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murderize

To obliterate, destroy, or kill something, usually a living being, using excessive violence and/or force.
Another way to describe murderizing something would be overkill.

It is not used often, and even when it is used it is often ridiculous and non serious
Katelyn murderized the cockroaches with her flamethrower

Alex murderized his friend with a dull knife for his satanic ritual.

After being infuriated by her neighbor's actions, Natalie murderized the entire city with nuclear weapons.
by Axipixel October 6, 2015
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Plant Murderer

A person who has a long history of accidentally killing plants.
That Plant Murderer sure has a brown thumb.

I'm such a Plant Murderer, this is the fifth plant I've killed this week!
by Lacey4962 November 5, 2011
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