Plant Murderer

A person who has a long history of accidentally killing plants.

That Plant Murderer sure has a brown thumb.

I'm such a Plant Murderer, this is the fifth plant I've killed this week!

by Lacey4962 November 5, 2011

Then My Cousin Got Murdered

"Then my cousin got murdered" is the new way to end a story that you thought was cool, but upon telling it you realize is lame as hell. The addition of "Then my cousin got murdered" makes a seemingly boring story instantly interesting. This new phrase replaces the once popular "Then I found five dollars."

Guy One: What did you do this weekend?
Guy Two: Well I went to the Museum of Natural History where they had a fascinating exhibit on indigenous tribes of Africa...
Guy One: *yawn*
Guy Two:...um..eh...then my cousin got murdered...
Guy One: Holy shit! Really?!?!

by chunkylover86 April 28, 2009

Axe Murderer

Somebody who wears lethal amounts of bad cologne.

I was coming out of the locker room and got attacked by an Axe Murderer.

by moobies May 16, 2007

Chillax murderer

When you are in a relaxed state and someone disturbs you.

I was completely chillaxed when Denise burst into the room all upset over something stupid. I called her a chillax murderer.

by Chopswood November 23, 2010

Child-Murdering Fuckwad

Mark Summer: I've just been informed that some people find the term "anti-vaxxer" to be offensive. From now on I will use the more technically accurate term of "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"

Bob: Oh look it's an "anti-vaxxer" mourning her dead children, and oh look the fathers signing the divorce sheats and the ghosts of the children are clapping on the father for trying to get over his retarded wife

Jim: Woah don't you know "anti-vaxxer" is offensive

Bob: Wot

Jim: The more accurate term is "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"

Retarded Anti Vaxxer Mom: A wot

Bob: I think she is having a stroke

Jim: I mean I don't care, at all

by Banana of hell January 13, 2019

Murderection

A hard-on induced by the act of killing, especially in video games.

Dude 1: Did you see that guy's guts spew from his mouth?
Dude 2: Yeah, I have the biggest murderection now.
Dude 1: Me too, I have a total murder-boner.
Dude2: Let's kiss.

by rrza May 30, 2013

Murderler

Cross between and murderer and a burglar.

"Did you hear about how Cindy got shot and robbed?"
"Yeah, that guy was a total murderler"

*Cindy survived*

by ocbr December 31, 2013