multitasking

to do more than 1 thing at a time

put the bag of cheetos on ur head and blow me, so i can watch tv, get head, and eat all at once, now thats multitasking

by andy48066 June 29, 2010

Multitasking

Code for jerking off. Spanking the monkey. To beat your meat.

"Where'd Jonny go?"
"He's multitasking"
"Dude that's fucking nasty"

by Jahead4life July 12, 2009

multitasking

an excuse for not paying attention while wacking off.

Sorry i didn't answer your message, I was busy multitasking.

by Katty p September 21, 2009

multitasking

verb used to describe the action of doing 2 or more very important things at the same time to be efficient. to normal people, doing these things at the same time may be considered not ok, but to fun people, they can accept doing these things at the same time.

annabelle calls kaily

a: wyd
k: eating chips and salsa and watching vampire diaries in the bath
a: ya sounds legit

k: just some typical multitasking

by unicornsarereal February 5, 2018

Multitasking

Screwing up several things at once.

Why is an example required? I think the definition was pretty self-explanatory, yes?

This was written while multitasking

by .fez May 17, 2018

Multitasking

Performing many tasks at once, yet none very well. This term first saw use during The Great MBA Cock-Up of the 1980s and 1990s during which middle management worldwide became flooded with new, yet wholly clueless and ill trained, apprentice managers. These MBAs were stamped out as though by an ill-formed factory cookie cutter creating the same bad shape by the tens of thousands. It has gained further use to explain poor performance in nearly every human endeavor possible, from parenting to rocket science and brain surgery.

Anyone who claims they are "good" at multitasking is a damned liar.

by JCJollyRoger March 19, 2019

multitasking

when you do something and other thing(s) at the same time you're multitasking

Patrick: hi spongebo-
Spongebob: SHUT UP I'M MULTITASKING

by AnyaForger May 8, 2022