Mull-o-matic

A coffee grinder used exclusively for chopping up weed and producing mull. This is a high performance option compaired to scissors and it will create mull in less than a minute.

Stick this bud in the Mull-o-matic and we can have a sesh.

by dink123 May 18, 2006

Julia Malloy

someone who likes it in the ear.

She is such a Julia Malloy.

by Melonnxoxoxo October 16, 2010

Malloy

A man who plays by nobodies rules, has nothing to lose, but always get results.

While his superiors are often infuriated by his general disregard for the established authoritative system in his given career, his success rate ultimately appeases their anger. Despite rattling the cages of the hierarchy Malloy will often be awarded a medal upon completion of whatever mission he has undertaken in his own unorthodox fashion.

Depending on the situation Malloy may appear to be an alcoholic/estranged husband or parent/general down and out. However he is in these situations due to his persistence and commitment to his job.

Example 1

Police Commissioner : 'You need to start playing by the rules Malloy!'

Malloy : 'I play by nobodies rules. I have nothing to lose, and you need to me to solve the case'

Example 2

Fire Chief : 'I can't believe Malloy broke all of those fire fighting rules'

Fireman : 'I know, he comes into work drunk too'

Secretary : 'Yeah but he saved 30 orphans by breaking the rules and his blatant alcoholism is related to commitment to his work.' *swoon*

Fire Chief : 'That's why I'm putting him forward for the medal of SUPER FIREFIGHTING'

Example 3

Man : 'Did you see that guy punch that rapist to death and save that lady?'

Woman : 'I know, what a fucking Malloy.'

by Cpt. Malloy September 1, 2011

mello

cool, relaxed, stress-free

Keepin it mello since day one

by zennix September 11, 2016

mellow

to chill out, relax, settle down

"He was really mad so we all told him to mellow out"

by Jarred May 13, 2005

jess mellohibench

famous for being head of innittwt and losing a girlfriend over being an inniter

Person 1: Hey you know that inniter jess mellohibench?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 2: Her girlfriend broke up with him over being an inniter lmao

by cookiegirl89089 November 17, 2021

mellong

A word that constitutes a loving expression. One might use this word in order to express their love for another inanimate or animate object.

In order to harness the power of "mellong" to its full extent, one must roll their tongue just before reaching the first "mel-" and then flop their tongue back down as they reach the "-long" part.

This word is the human version of the sound that Yoshi makes when she extends her tongue.

Friend One: "I bought you the latest Ipod."
Friend Two: "Mellong."

Friend One: "Here have some of my snack."
Friend Two: "Mellong." *Lifts snack into mouth with tongue*

by Jyoonbabi September 15, 2010