Muffy 

I nickname or term of endearment for a pet dog

“Muffy, you’re so cute!!!! I love youuuuu”

Muffy by Bobbette January 24, 2021

Muffy 

Just a regular weed lover from Seshego that fucks anything with legs wide

I met Muffy last night, he made me cum with his tongue

Muffy by Yaffet December 29, 2021

Muffy 

When you got a mix of weed, rolling papers, and semi-burnt weed. A good way to recycle a ruined joint by simply tossing the filter and re-grinding the remaining weed and packing that shit into a bowl or bong

"You got the tree?"
"Yeah but the joint got wet, so I grinded it up into muffy, we just gonna smoke that
"Bet, pack the pipe"

Muffy by tangudgaf February 15, 2022

Muffy 

The nickname for my cat Coffee. She's so small and adorable. We call her Muffy because of Coffee Muffins from the local bakery. She's nice and warm like a Coff Muffin. Hence the nickname Muffy.

Coffee "Meow"
Me "Awwww. I love you, Muffy"
Coffee "Meow meow"

Muffy by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025

Muffy 

Hot, Rough Sex.

I really need a Muffy right now

Muffy by kkkkkkkm August 7, 2025

Muffy Puffs 

Muffy puffs-a group of hot chicks playing trivia with swollen vaginas at a local pub

Look at that table of hot muffy puffs.
I bet they win tonight

Muffy Puffs by Country K October 29, 2017

Muffy Imeasy 

n. A generic term that describes any bland, vapid female, like a flight attendant or sorority girl. Her significant other is named "Johnny Package."

Whoah! Check out Johnny Package and Muffy Imeasy over there at the GAP.

Muffy Imeasy by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006