S.M.P

S.M.P, the act or thought to smoke more pot

Shawn what are you doin after school?

S.M.P what else bitch?

by Sloan Ketterman November 13, 2011

S.I.M.P

Squirrels In My Pants

"S.I.M.P Squirrels In My Pants "

by Trinidadian June 9, 2020

I.S.M.P.F.L.

I Shit My Pants From Laughing

dude, ashley queefed in the middle of class! I.S.M.P.F.L.

by schlipdopp yummm February 22, 2010

S.I.M.P.

An Initialism created by Phineas and Ferb in episode 35 of season 1, standing for "Squirrels In My Pants." If someone is dancing sporadically, they probably have squirrels in their pants.

"Yo, that girl has some sick moves!"
"Nah man, she just has squirrels in her pants."
"What a S.I.M.P., we just got served."

by EndyStar April 13, 2020

S.I.M.P

~When Candance from Phineas and Ferb gets squirrels In her pants

~The epic song in Phineas and Ferb that spells out S.I.M.P

~ SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS

"Yo dude, remember that one song that goes S to the I to the M to the P SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS" said Dude 2
"Yeah, by my girl Candance I love the S.I.M.P song" Dude 1

by the#1simp April 24, 2020

S.I.M.P

It means

Squirrels

In
My
Pants

There’s squirrels in my pants
S.I.M.P

by Banana_real June 27, 2021

S.T.U.M.P

Stupid Trainee Under Military Protection

This guy is so new to the army, he is still a S.T.U.M.P.

by Gary Bowker April 28, 2006