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Mortification

A great Christian Metal band from Australia in 1990. It originally started as a thrash metal band, but turned to death metal by 1992 and then kept on messing around with different types of metal such as, speed, groove, more thrash, power, doom, and even hardcore.

Most people agree that their best album was Scrolls of the Megilloth, which was released in 1992 and was one of the first ever Christian death metal albums.

They have released about twelve studio albums, a few DVDs, lots of live albums, and a new album is underway.
Me: Mortification is one of the best bands ever.
Satanic Metalhead: Shut the f*** up!! My s*** is better than your Christian bulls***!!!
Me: *makes him listen to Scrolls of the Megilloth*
Stanic Metalhead: *runs away like a little girl*
by Usvart Jorge April 23, 2009
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Morticide

Morticide is a one-man thrash/death metal project from Saratoga, New York. Not to be confused with the Binding of Issac song of the same, as Morticide started 3 years before that song came out.
"Hey man, wanna listen to Morticide?"

"Oh, that Binding of Issac song?"

"No you dumbass, the one-man thrash/death metal band!"
by Josh Dominus July 21, 2022
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we all know and love the abe lincoln - cumming on an unconcious (either by drinking, or donkey punch) girls face, trimming her pubes, and giving her an abe lincoln beard.

The modified abe lincoln is the same thing, only a hitler moustache.
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when a man performs a sexual act on a woman from behind while she is standing and the man moves the woman to a window and slows down the tempo. while the man pulls out one time, his friend switches places with him. the first man puts his clothes on and goes outside to the window to wave. this results in extreme confusion by the female.
MAN JUST DID A MODIFIED STRANGER TO THAT CHICK.
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