Mordan Jort is a bad ass he slays all the puss dog his friends usually call him Jordan TPS now you may be asking jordan what the fuck does TPS stand for now this stands for “The pussy slayer” jordan is a rare species this one in particular comes in all shapes and sizes this is the father jordan usually the fastest fuck of them all. Jordan/Mordan gets all the botches so watch out he might take ya chick dog
Mordan Jort- This one faggot named Mordan Jort fucked my girl last night dawg i caught that hoe cheating Mordan Jort is one pussy slayer 😤😤
by Mordan Jort March 10, 2019
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Maybe shy and cute at first sight but in fact she’s thinking about hard kpop edits.
Interesting and funny, it’s a pleasure to chat with her. Take the time to get to know her, you will see how incredible she is.
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Girl 1: I heard your boyfriend left you for someone else
Girl 2: yeah, I helped him pack
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Girl 2: he left me for Morgane, I would've left him for her if I had the chance.
Girl 2: yeah, I helped him pack
Girl 1: why the hell would you do that?
Girl 2: he left me for Morgane, I would've left him for her if I had the chance.
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Finding joy in the momdane of diapers and tantrums is difficult, disheartening, and discouraging. But the momdane is just for us moms and we are given Mightier Power to overcome.
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