mouseface

Someone who sports a moustache that resembles a dead mouse lying across there top lip

Wow look at the MOUSEFACE on that...don't know whether to fetch it off with a piece of cheese or a razorblade

by snipersv August 11, 2016

moospace

A myspace page belonging to a fat cow.

Whoa check out this chick's myspace. Isn't she sexy?

Dude, more like MOOSPACE. That bitch is an ugly fat cow.

by [XTC] Im Not Addicted May 9, 2008

moospace

the "myspace" for fat people

"you freaking cow..go play on moospace or get some mcy d's bitch."

by ihaveafatmonkey November 13, 2009

moosemare

When someone has a moose related incident, the nightmares associated with that incident are called moosemares.

Margaret: Jim, wake up and get me a clean pyjama, i just wet myself during a moosemare.
Jim: Oh ffs not again.

by reuben.abela August 22, 2016

Mossyface

Shetland term for vagina

“Show us your perrie mossyface wee quine.”

by Kayleighganggang November 11, 2018

Moonface

(noun) Somthing Devin Nunes Cow, tells Orange people to call Asians.

Becky would you look at the sise of that moonface

by #Justsayin May 6, 2020

moosetake

What Bullwinkle would be making during hunting season if he ventured out in da open without wearing his orange neck-scarf.

If a member of da largest species in da deer-family made da "moosetake" of carelessly showing himself to a hunter, he might likely end up as "moosesteaks".

by QuacksO November 8, 2020