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Moon landing

When one of two people, not interacting in sex, pulls down their pants and sits on the other person's face. Then the person sitting on the other persons face needs to fart so they proceed to scream, " HOUSTON. WE HAVE A PROBLEM." and then they further proceed to fart, or possibly shit on the other person's face.
me(thinking): wow I really need to fart

*pulls down pants and sits on best friends face*
me: " WOAHHHHH. HOUSTON. HELP. WE HAVE A FAT FATTTTTT ISSUE. "

*lowkey shits all over my best friends face*
me: "sorry for the moon landing kiddo."
by Charlie kirky December 31, 2025
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Bainbridge Moon landing

The Bainbridge Moon Landing or "BML", is where a man or women accidentally touch arseholes. Similar to the standard "moon landing", where only baked bums need to touch, the BML however requires a singular accidental connection of the anus with another person's anus.
Becky and Jim we're trampolining naked, and fell on one another, accidentally connecting only their anuses, thus a Bainbridge Moon Landing or "BML"
by Dobby1991 November 15, 2022
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Chocolate Moon-Landing

Two naked assholes covered in shit touching, and smacking each other.
Clay and Collin did a "Chocolate Moon-Landing" after Taco Bell, on tape last night.
by bigchoclatedaddy69 February 14, 2024
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Stanley Kurbrick Filmed the Moon Landing

From 1945 to 1991 there was the Cold War between the United States, NATO, and the Western world and the Soviet Union, Comintern in Asia, and the Warsaw Pact in Europe.
In 1968, Stanley Kubrick released 2001:A Space Oddesy.
Meanwhile the Space Race was going on between the USA and the USSR, with the Soviets having major wins, leading to the US becoming desperate to get a major win.
Now, here's where we get crazy, because this theory states that the US gov, seeing Kubrick's wonderful job filming space, hired Stanley Kubrick to film the Moon Landing, giving the US a false major win over the Soviets.
There's even a video released after Kubrick's death of him confessing to it.

Now for the debunking.
First off, no member of the world at large had seen video of space, meaning he could've made it look however, and you have to keep in mind this is Kubrick that we're talking about. His films are incredibly well-made with dozens upon dozens of retakes until it's perfect, not to mention the director and extended editions, while the Moon Landing has bad audio and video quality, is short, is fuzzy, and is the polar oppisite of Kubrick's works.
Now at this point you may be thinking "But my name, you said there's video of him confessing to it", well, that video is quite easy to be proven as a hoax -- made by a random guy who moderately looks like 1990s Kubrick --, simple as.
As to why this easily-disprovable conspiracy began, well, that is something I'm still pondering, myself.
Reddit Conspiracy Theorist: Hey man, y'know Stanley Kurbrick Filmed the Moon Landing?!
You, an intellectual: Don't be a fool; everyone knows Hitchcock filmed it
This was originally about 2,400 characters, but I needed to revise it to just 1,500 to publish it, so it's not as enticing, not as in depth, nor does it explain what nations were even in the Comintern or Warsaw Pact, but i encourage you to watch a video on YouTube about this by The Why Files
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mainlanding

this is when you are balls deep in a girl, just tearing her shit apart and right when you're going to cum you pull out and spew all in her belly button, then you take your cock and stick it in the belly button and rub all the cum up to her mouth and when you finally arrive at the mainland or her mouth you take your roters and slap 'em all around.
dude, i totally just mainlanded that bitch.

hey sexy, ever been mainlanding?
by Corporal Hymen April 20, 2009
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