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Monkey Balls

Things you put in your ass aka some hot monkey balls
by EvansPatrol November 29, 2021
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Silver Monkey Balls

When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.
Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls

Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.
by The Voluptuous Ape October 14, 2021
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Monkey balls

Monkey balls is a term that is used to mock people of the LGBTQ+ community and the Dream SMP fandom when talking to cosplayers on Omegle. the slang 'monkey balls' consists of two words, monkey, meaning a small to medium-sized primate that typically has a long tail, most kinds of which live in trees in tropical countries. and balls meaning testicles. This is often used when DanganRonpa cosplayers are being suspicious.
person a:

''Yeah, I'm actually Nagito! N-nice to meet you.. Don't worry, I won't kill you.''
person b:

''monkey balls, monkey balls!''
by dicknballs606 March 23, 2022
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Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022
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Monkey balls

Hairy big blacks balls that can fit in your grandmother’s mouth.
by CallMeSlippy January 5, 2022
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Monkey balls

by DinoDan785 November 8, 2021
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