To write a story on a web site (the more respectable and prominent the better) that is complete and abject bullshit. From a famous incident involving Slate magazine where a writer wrote a story positing a sport involving fishing rods, oranges and simians, and (surprise!) it all turned out to be fabricated.
Obama is really the love child of Raquel Welch and Sammy Davis Junior? Interesting theory, but I think you're monkeyfishing.
by Odgred Weary October 20, 2010
Get the Monkeyfishing mug.Waving one's clenched fists around in the air (usually done while pissed off) while screaming and yelling at someone or something, thus appearing to be an angry monkey.
by Jen Brauer May 6, 2010
Get the Monkeyfisting mug.A form of spontaneous gaslighting where a person makes up a word on the spot while riffing on a subject, and the listener momentarily believes it's a real term, so the speaker goes with it continuing to convince the listener that it really is a thing to see how far they can take it.
x: "Where do you want to eat?"
y: "Somewhere with snebits (like rabbit food & veggies sounding word) food"
x: "What the hell is 'SNEBITS' food?!?!"
y: "Salad"
x: "Whaaaaat? Is that a THING?"
y: Yea. You've never heard of it? REALLTY? Even as a kid? Must be an East coast thing."
x: "No, never. Wow. Don't tell anyone."
(that's a monkeyfistfart)
y: "Somewhere with snebits (like rabbit food & veggies sounding word) food"
x: "What the hell is 'SNEBITS' food?!?!"
y: "Salad"
x: "Whaaaaat? Is that a THING?"
y: Yea. You've never heard of it? REALLTY? Even as a kid? Must be an East coast thing."
x: "No, never. Wow. Don't tell anyone."
(that's a monkeyfistfart)
by mankx April 12, 2020
Get the Monkeyfistfart mug.1) akin to super-fly or dope, meaning which something is cool beyond typical english language
2) to perform repetitive or mundane functions with uncommon dexterity and speed
3) An non-definable measurement of great speed and slickness
2) to perform repetitive or mundane functions with uncommon dexterity and speed
3) An non-definable measurement of great speed and slickness
by reggieboy December 14, 2008
Get the monkeyfast mug.An amazing, down syndrome fish that was magically turned into a monkey when it saw a banana on the ground and started sucking it. The species is now very much extinct and only 2 remain in the world. Both are located in South Florida. Go to Miami Lakes Educational Center. This species in females are very beautiful, exotic, complex, wonderful, trustworthy, and just the best person you'll ever find in the world. While the males are everything the opposite of the female. Go figure.
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