Mississippi Mud Snake

A long, curled up turd.

Man, I let my dog out to take a dump and he left a huge Mississippi Mud Snake on the back porch.

by Billymudhoney July 24, 2010

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mississippi mud flap

is when you're doing a chick in the ass, and she accidently shards all over your junk leaving mud on your balls just like a mud flap.

"Dude, i was nailing this chick in the ass and she gave me a Mississippi Mud Flap! So I did a Tony Danza on the bitch."

by xMCxWAMMERx213x June 10, 2009

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mississippi mud mohawk

when you squeeze out a turd in a line on a girls head like a mohawk

i was giving shari a tea bag and decided to give her a mississippi mud mohawk asswell.

by Mike Huntisitchin December 14, 2008

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This is a variation of the Clevelnad Steamer, the main difference is that when trying to deficate solid fecal matter square in the center of the recipients chest, a series of gaseous diarrhea like shit filled squirts exit the rectum. It is the force of the gases exspelling intermittent shots of runny shit on top of each other that causes this "skipping" effect. The end result is, well you guessed it, a chest filled with what looks like a combination of chili and chocolate sause.

I was in the middle of giving my girlfriend a mississippi mud skipper when I heard someone knock on the door. I guess I must have moved when I turned to look at the door because when I returned focus to my girlfriend, it looked like someone shot her in the face with a double barrel shit canon.

by WayneD October 26, 2006