Mississippi Mud Snake

A long, curled up turd.

Man, I let my dog out to take a dump and he left a huge Mississippi Mud Snake on the back porch.

Mississippi Mud Snake by Billymudhoney July 24, 2010

mississippi mud flap

is when you're doing a chick in the ass, and she accidently shards all over your junk leaving mud on your balls just like a mud flap.

"Dude, i was nailing this chick in the ass and she gave me a Mississippi Mud Flap! So I did a Tony Danza on the bitch."

mississippi mud flap by xMCxWAMMERx213x June 10, 2009

mississippi mud mohawk

when you squeeze out a turd in a line on a girls head like a mohawk

i was giving shari a tea bag and decided to give her a mississippi mud mohawk asswell.

mississippi mud mohawk by Mike Huntisitchin December 14, 2008

mississippi mud skipper

This is a variation of the Clevelnad Steamer, the main difference is that when trying to deficate solid fecal matter square in the center of the recipients chest, a series of gaseous diarrhea like shit filled squirts exit the rectum. It is the force of the gases exspelling intermittent shots of runny shit on top of each other that causes this "skipping" effect. The end result is, well you guessed it, a chest filled with what looks like a combination of chili and chocolate sause.

I was in the middle of giving my girlfriend a mississippi mud skipper when I heard someone knock on the door. I guess I must have moved when I turned to look at the door because when I returned focus to my girlfriend, it looked like someone shot her in the face with a double barrel shit canon.

mississippi mud skipper by WayneD October 26, 2006

Mississippi Mud Pie

When a girl shits and then proceeds to piss on said shit. Then the guy takes the shit shoves it in her vagina and proceeds with intercourse

Ezekiel: Yo Eric I heard you Mississippi mud pied Ana last night! Is that true?
Eric: Fuck yeah I did! Best night worst clean up.

Mississippi Mud Pie by Ditsganf February 2, 2018

Mississippi mud pie

Defecating directly into another partners rectum and slurping in out.

"I over heard mommy and daddy have a Mississippi mud pie in bed last night, it sure did sound yummy."

Mississippi mud pie by Geek_mythology December 28, 2017

Mississippi Mud Pocket

The skin just underneath the butt cheek that can store fecal matter if not properly maintained

My Mississippi Mud pocket needs tongue punched.

Mississippi Mud Pocket by Georgia Drifter July 30, 2022