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Mississippi Steam Boat 

One person drinks a beer pitcher full of liquid laxatives. Then puts a tube up their rectum. The second person inserts the other end in thier rectum. The person that drinks the laxatives then defecates in the tube and in the other persons rectum. The other person then defecates its back into the other person.
My grandpa was born in Mississippi, and told me stories of when he aspired to perform a Mississippi Steam Boat with his best friend as a kid. He wound up becoming a captain of a Mississippi Steam Boat.

Mississippi Saw Mill

When a fat chick shits herself while wearing a thong thus splitting the turd in half... thus the saw mill.
Rachel tried to make it to the bathroom but left a Mississippi Saw Mill in my hallway!!
Mississippi Saw Mill by bucsfan13 February 24, 2011

Mississippi Salad

The act of vomiting, urinating, then defecating on a womans pussy and stirring it up with your dick, creating a kind of salad inside her.
The only good thing about getting the flu every once in a while is that Mary let's me give her the old Mississippi Salad.

I now walk around shirtless in December so I don't miss the opportunity.

Mississippi Sea Wolves 

A professional ice hockey team located in Biloxi, Mississippi. They are the ECHL affiliates of the Philadelphia Phantoms of the AHL, and the Philadelphia Flyers of the NHL.

Mississippi Squirel 

The sexual act during a good ole southern gang bang where two or more guys insert their "nuts" aka testicals into the loose lips of a large trailer park whore, making it look like a squirel prepairing its self for the long winter ahead.
When big Mike and the boys get together it will only take a few Natty Daddy's and that bitch will be stuffing the Mississippi Squirel in no time.

Mississippi six pack 

Loading up your hands and pockets with beers to get through an event.
Carl came through with a Mississippi six pack at last call.