minga

to be very ugly or fat

oh my god, what a minga

by Phil January 26, 2004

minghags

a group of socially inept, emotionally maladjusted individuals

my friends skip school a lot because they're a bunch of minghags

by lancerome February 27, 2008

management minga

A slightly lower form of life than the common cretin. A management minga will typically enrol in generalist 'management' courses that don't teach any specific skills. Akin to learning how to breathe, the study of 'management' is practically useless. This has been demonstrated through the inability of these mingas to gain employment after graduation. I mean what are they going to manage? Are they going to be employed as as 'managers'? Most are also very unfortunate looking, hence the minga label.

"Hey what are you going to study?"

"I want to be a management minga. I cant wait till after uni- I won't have any specific skills and some HUGE company will hire me as a manager"

"Hmmm, I take it you couldn't get into anything else...."

"Umm, yeah"

by Ben Jammin in yo momma crib October 5, 2006

minghag

whore, slut, slu. the name of bam margera's up-in-coming movie.

john fucked this nasty minghag last night.

by lizzieboo June 24, 2007

Mingadactlyl

an ancient, extinct minga, who has large arms, a pointy nose, leathery skin with an abundance of hair. Can be found in the dirt of an archaeological dig.

What a mingadactlyl, man she needs a wax and a nose job..

by sluzzza April 29, 2011

mingegurgle

The sound you make after choking on vaginal fluids.

"Babe, give me a second, I just Mingegurgled."

by The Eight Paths October 31, 2013

Mengagement ring

A male engagement ring, worn by a man given to him by his male or female civil partner/wife to be.

The word was invented by UK Jeweller H.Samuel (www.hsamuel.co.uk), who first launched a nationwide Mengagement ring in February 2009.

She proposed to him with a Mengagement ring.

He wears his Mengagement ring with pride.

After we get married, I'll move my Mengagement ring to my other hand.

by Laurieallen May 12, 2010