Tuloso Midway

Where Victor beat his lil dick in the middle school bathroom

I go to Tuloso Midway High School.

by Ayden Andrade October 9, 2020

Battle of Midway

This is when two people are engaged in anal sex and the partner who is currently getting it in the ass tries as hard as they can to shit while the other partner works at pushing said shit back from whence it came

Dude, last night i walked in on my parents during the Battle of Midway

by James N. P. May 7, 2005

tuloso midway

a shitty school that is meant for hood rats and idiots. the teachers are thick though. Sincerely victor deluna

tuloso midway is garbage

by tm is ass March 26, 2021

Tuloso Midway

The best school in the state of Texas and they are known for there five star academics and five star sports. They also are home to the best kids in Texas.

Wow I wish I could go to Tuloso Midway.

by TrulyFacts July 18, 2019

Tuloso Midway

Tuloso Midway is a trash potato trashcan experience and their cafeteria serve trashy mashed potatoes that usually end up it the trash. The students here are all couch potatoes and grow up to be on “My 600-lb life”. Their track is shaped like an unpeeled potato yet their football field is kinda wacky.their scoreboard isn’t as good as flour bluffs and it’s their concessions serve dog food. Also there is a hole to peek into the girls bathroom from the boys... 🤫🤭

Tuloso midway is actually Area 51. Who knew aliens liked taters

by Bruhtard69 July 18, 2019

Tuloso Midway

A school full of abominable shit goblins. There Football team is complete garbage and there Tennis team is even worse.

People who murder go to Hell, even worse people go to Tuloso Midway.

by Flour.Bluff July 18, 2019

Monsters Of The Midway

A poorly given nickname to a bad NFL franchise the Chicago Bears whose claim to fame is 1 Superbowl Title. The name Monster refers to the disgusting uniforms and/or shitty stadium in which they play. It also refers to the NFL follies style of football the team plays. Only idiotic delusional hardcore Chicago super fans call this team by this name.

Luis, "are the Monsters of the Midway playing today"
Adam, "The monsters of what?"
Luis, "You know the Bears"
Adam, "Oh, The Bad News Bears, yes they are losing today."

by adanerr February 23, 2011