A midnight hooter

A person who is a night Owl.
Someone who likes to stay up late.
One who sleeps all day & stays up all night.

I'm more of a midnight hooter kind of guy.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Midnight Rider

Someone on the run from the law who is guilty.

In God's Gonna Cut You Down, Johnny Cash said of Midnight Riders "You can run on for a long time... you may throw your rock and hide your hand, workin' in the dark against your felow man, but as sure as God made black and white, what's done in the dark will be brought to the light."

by unioflife December 15, 2012

Midnight Quickie

The act of waking up in the middle of the night with the urge to have a quick wank.

Most of the time when I have a Midnight Quickie , I always forget to clean up, resulting in waking up with a crusty hand.

by Freeride Cazza September 10, 2016

midnight crazies

Wild behavior common with cats late at night who will run from room to room and jump on furniture, often yowling, for no explicable reason.

Angela: What's wrong with Mr. Mittens? Last night he spent an hour racing through my apartment meowing like a banshee.

William: I wouldn't worry, it's probably just the midnight crazies: typical weird feline behavior.

by Medicine Show November 16, 2011

Midnight Truck

Midnight Trucks are normal looking ice cream trucks except, they come out at night in neighborhoods blaring that awfully creepy music in hopes of luring children.

“Keep your kids in at night or a midnight truck might get them.”

by SoggyBeans February 28, 2020

Midnight Wood

The boner that keeps you up in the middle of the night; the opposite of morning wood.

I had such bad midnight wood last night that my dick was sore all day.

by TKFT June 1, 2013

Midnight Surprise

verb. To have your penis slip out during sex and accidentally insert it into the anus.

Guy 1: How was the sex last night?
Guy 2: It was awesome until I accidentally gave her the midnight surprise, then she ran out crying.

by theaLyssavirus May 14, 2009