merch it

A South Chicago term used to put your word on something.

Reese: Yo how do I know you're not lying
Abe: Bro I'll merch it on my mama!

by GSalez December 19, 2016

Marthie

Uniquely The Awesomeness!

Marthie Is Uniquely The Awesomeness!

by Ambulah November 21, 2010

meathead wagon

The ambulance waiting in the wings at sporting events to whisk concussed, paralyzed, and otherwise incapacitated gladiators off to the hospital, which is the first stop of the rest of their lives of long, slow mental and physical deterioration.

"How many meathead wagons were should we schedule for this weekend's football game?" - Coach #1

"Ah, fifteen oughta do it." - Coach #2

"Hey, great thing the 90% of the school's extracurricular budget is for the football program." - Coach #1

"Yeah, no doubt. Just a matter of time before the library and chorus money gets sent our way, too." - Coach #2

by TrE33333 November 22, 2010

Martha

Martha is the literal definition of perfection and there are infinite things about her you can compliment. Her smile, her beauty, her personality, how west she is, how she is funny, only the best cheerleader out. When you look up perfection in a dictionary. A picture of Martha comes up. 😍😍😍😍.

Person1: you know martha
Person2: who’s that
Person1: oh my bad perfection
Person2: oh yeah she’s literally the best

by crazed_jj July 17, 2019

Marthe

A Marthe is the most beautiful and creative girl you will ever find. Her personality is precious and caring. You will never find a more loyal person than her. Plus her body is bootieful! If a Marthe likes you, you’re lucky as heck! She a daayyym hot girl.

1; See that perfect creature over there? That’s a Marthe.

2; Marthe is a wifey material.

by Cximi October 10, 2018

meathead

An enormously muscular guy who cannot hold a conversation about anything other than weight-lifting and protein shakes. Gets upset very quickly when he cannot complete his own sentences and thoughts. Can be found at nightclubs wearing shirts that are 10 sizes too small (if at all). They are by far the most closely related human beings to that of apes, chimpanzees, and other primate. They are evolutionary hindered and are less capable of following directions than my dead hampster.

by BONE May 3, 2003

Martha Anne

An amazing girl; She is worth so much more than she is given.

That Martha Anne girl is so amazing.

by xjessikuhhx October 9, 2008