menard

n. Menard, Menards

1. Someone who is rather stupid or acts retarded.
2. A chain of stores in the midwest, much like Lowes.

adj. Menarded

1. The act of someone being stupid or retarded

n.
1. Jessica is a Menard.
2. I saved at Menards!

adj.
1. You're fucking menarded.

by AgentOrange November 11, 2004

Menards

A man's lower extremity. Created in the 1980's by radio announcer Denny Schaffer to refer to the area where a man might be hit during an accident or altercation. (derived from the same name of a midwestern hardware store)

"The woman kicked Tommy right in the Menards."

by Crystal Lake, Producer of Denny Radio July 7, 2006

Menard

A fat ugly mother fucker who thinks he's the shit, even though he has no friends and doesn't notice it. He just pushes himself onto you.

Austin is the biggest menard ever. He won't fucking leave me alone!

by lalala January 11, 2005

menarded

being messed up and retarded

that book I borrowed from you was all menarded.

by starlitsoul August 6, 2008

Menards

Enormous breasts, the owner of which is reputed to have achieved career and/or scholastic success by her buxomness and prurience rather than by her intellect or ability.

Kim had a long-standing and well-substantiated reputation among her co-workers for having used her sweaters to attain her position at the company; her luscious, perky menards coupled with her cherubic visage were her greatest (and some might say her only) assets.

by [e-mail] September 30, 2003

Menard

A pretty cool girl who dates a super cool guy. Her boyfriend asks her to prom through internet sites.

E.g.

Urban dictionary -

"prom - Menard, will you go with your super cool boyfriend?"

by CaptainCarlton April 28, 2012

minardi

mobile chicane posing as an f1 team

those bloody minardis are just mobile chicanes

by CussCuss September 12, 2004