Meekie

An amazing person, she’s beautiful, everyone loves her, ain’t no bitch gonna try her, and she the baddest bitch and this on PERIODT.

Ain’t nobody fw meekie she the baddest thing walking

Meekie by Ohana bitch June 26, 2019

The Trump Merkin

When a shemale gathers up the hair clippings after Mr. Trump gets a haircut. She then uses the hair clippings to create a delightful merkin which can be worn to cover the genital area. Then, the shemale proceedes to lure an unsuspecting heterosexual male into her lair. During sexual arousal, the shemale's phallus protrudes through the hair of the trump merkin, as she exclaims with vigor and joy..."MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"

I took girl home this weekend expecting to have sex with her, but she surprised me with the trump merkin and ruined the moment.

The Trump Merkin by Dr. Infant February 3, 2017

Maekin Battle Plans 

An euphemism for masturbation.

P1: "Dude, you've been in the shower for like a whole hour. you better not be maekin battle plans in there."

P2: "Dude! Chill, I'm just washing my hair."

Maekin Battle Plans by Caleb McIntosh March 31, 2009

memekin 

A pumpkin that has been carved with a meme template - usually around Halloween

"This year I'm going to make a bad luck Brian memekin"

memekin by The_Lapsed_Jedi August 16, 2017

Lip Merkin 

The act of receiving head.

Not to be confused with Lerkin.

Dude, last night at the party I got a "lip merkin"

Lip Merkin by Merkin Masters March 31, 2010

lurkin merkin 

A female that posts a suggestive image on the internet for everyone to see in hopes of catching a comment she can then turn into a sexually discriminative dramatization.

Susan was totally lurkin merkin Jimmy when he said her ass was hot in that twerkin' photo she posted!

Susan: Posts photo of herself twerking in short, short, booty shorts.
Jimmy: Posts comment... "You have a nice ass!"
Susan: Replies... "Why are you looking at my ass you jerk!"

lurkin merkin by Sacraligious Piercer January 9, 2014

MERKIN FOR MY GERKIN 

AS IN "MERKIN" ITS A TINY TUPEE FOR THE TIP OF THE PENIS

BILL KEEPS IS HIS DICK WARM BY WEARING THE MERKIN FOR MY GERKIN

MERKIN FOR MY GERKIN by SLAPPYNUTSTOTHEFACE March 12, 2010