The Meaning Of Life

The meaning of life is easily explained. We are an alien tv show full of suspence and drama and crazy people. Or we are simply God's entertainment...Either way you are being watched!
Look around! They are watching you! And when you see those people that you just know aren't human, don't come to me.
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The meaning of life

Normally, you would be reading some witty remark right about now. Unfortunately, I am a uninspired netgeek, so the meaning of life will have to do:

It is like a drop of water that has risen from the sea and in a shower has fallen in a puddle, then drifts into a brook, finds its way into a stream, after that into a river, passing through mountain gorges and wide plains, winding this way and that, obstructed by rocks and fallen trees, till at least it reaches the boundless seas from which it rose. But that poor little drop of water, when it has once more become one with the sea, has surely lost its individuality.
Normally, you would be reading some witty remark right about now. Unfortunately, I am a uninspired netgeek, so the meaning of life will have to do:

You want to taste sugar, you don't want to become sugar. What is individuality but the expression of our egoism? Until the soul has shed the last trace of that it cannot become one with the Absolute.
by Heavyoak September 08, 2006
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The meaning of life is to create more life.

Bacteria split. Trees bear fruit. Humans... you can figure it out.
Should anything ever, ever interfere with this basic law of nature, we'd all be screwed.
by Cortana Dragoon July 03, 2005
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The meaning of life

1)Something good to dwell on when depressed.
2)Although, most scientists, believe the meaning of life is to procreate(make babies)
1)F**king hell, I shouldn't have done that last night.... F**k it, what's the meaning of life.
2)According to the evidence at hand, the meaning of life is to procreate , or to spread ones genes into the future
by Jonno8825 January 02, 2009
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a mean but funny little game to play with someone.
Girl A: Let me tell you the meaning of life.
Girl B: ?
Girl A: you're going out with Sean Allen aren't you?
Girl B: Yeah...
Girl A: Not anymore. I fucked him during second period.
Girl B: wtf you bitch thats so mean!
Girl A: That's life!
by Angelacia September 30, 2007
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I will go on a dangerous journey to pursue the answer to a really tough question. What...is... THE MEANING OF LIFE???
by Set Blue 23 October 10, 2017
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