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Me Monster

1.) One who's world only consists of themself. Typically male.
2.) A person that speaks loudly about themselves and all their accomplishments for the sole purpose of demeaning others.
3.) see "douchbag"
ex. "You see that guy with the v-neck and the frapaccino? He's been talking about his new website like it's the new "facebook" for over an hour. I'm gonna stab that Me Monster in the face with this pen."

ex. "Holy shit! That guy just double-parked his BMW in a handicapped space at the retirement home to use the bathroom... AND he pissed all over the seat!!! What a Me Monster!!"

ex. "Hey, Me Monster! Your golf clubs aren't considered carry-on. Fuckin dick."
by Apecreature March 23, 2011
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me-mop

The group of many people, mostly asian who are extremely obsessed with hello kitty, harajuku lovers, and colorful, tight clothes. Usually they have black long hair with bangs.
Candi and Alicia me-mop
by delamy October 18, 2008
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Me monster

Fearing only Your Imagination !!!! and Someone You Dislike
Your inly person you have to fear is me monster!!!

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by aizaomi April 20, 2022
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Me Mow

As I watch myself slowly drift away from eating pastrami I wonder how dogs eat rain. Me Mow. Me Mow is a very special word to me. It makes me feel like buzz. I hope one day I can eat rocks and smell ikea furniture outside hammer. Eek i feel like pool water oozes from the air. If I run faster than a car does that mean im loved. I miss the touch of a mother bird slowly flying in the direction of the bermuda triangle and i hope clocks dont turn against us. eloping in marriage is a government scam, thats why I eat scrap metal. I hope me mow gets added to the dictionary. Me mow me mow me mow
"Hey where is mom?" answer "Me Mow"
by memowlover October 4, 2022
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me mow

As I find myself slowly drift away from eating pastrami, I wonder how dogs eat rain. Me Mow. Me Mow is a very special word to me. It makes me feel like buzz. I hope one day I can eat rocks and smell Ikea furniture outside hammer. Eek I feel like pool water oozes from the air.
"Where'd you get that big tog?"
"Me mow."
by memowboy October 4, 2022
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Me Me Morek

When Mark refuses to send your very qualified candidate to a client, but does not hesitate to send his less than qualified candidate.
Mark: Client wanted to know our three best candidates for the Plant Manager role, so that's what I sent them.
Robert: We sent them like 15 candidates. Our best three must be pretty good. Whose candidates did you send?
Mark: One of mine and two from other recruiters.
Robert: Wait, isn't your guy an Operations Manager who has never run a site before? He's better than the other 14 real Plant Managers we sent?
Mark: I think so.
Robert: Ok Me Me Morek.
by Nameless Recruiter October 22, 2020
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let me mob

by Lash Money Gang May 3, 2018
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