bert mccracken 

BERT McCRACKEN IS A GOD !!

bert mccracken by Jessie Lee September 6, 2003

bert mccracken 

the lead vocalist of the used and epitomy of hot. writes amazing songs that make me want to cry. (the fact that he dated kelly osbourne doesn't take away from his hot bert essence. nothing can. sorry.)

you'll never find it if you're looking for it.

bert mccracken by rad April 18, 2005

bert mccracken 

I met him and got to hug him. And he definately is one of the coolest people I have ever met!

funny, sexy, hot

bert mccracken by Lisa November 14, 2003

Oliver McCracken Middle School 

The worst smelling school in the world. All the kids who attend the school are crackheads, also known as McCrackheads, according to everyone else. If you go there, this will probably be the worst school you've ever attended.

"What school do you go to"?
"Oliver McCracken Middle School"
"Fuck you McCrackhead"

Oliver McCracken Middle School by Hange Zoe is best girl October 24, 2019

Ed McCracken 

The sexiest motherfucker going
Has huge fuck off muscles
Got all 8s and 9s in his GCSEs
Top shagger with a 10 inch dong
One of the many ballers of the Tom Hanks chat

‘Wow that’s Ed McCracken with his huge fuck off muscles’
‘Oh I know, some say he’s got a 10 inch song’
‘They are correct’

Ed McCracken by Edisprettysexy February 3, 2020

cuntyeyes mccracken

A meddlesome miserable cunt muffin who has an eye for shitty brass things under water, a bit like an under water magpie

Look at that bastard with his brass bell from the sea, he's a right cuntyeyes Mccracken

cuntyeyes mccracken by Iainl80 July 3, 2020

bert mccracken 

One hott mother fucking singer in the band The Used who has the cutest laugh i've ever heard, kinda seems like a drug addict and likes to kiss guys but is totally and completely RAPEABLE MATERIAL!!!

what the hell am i supposed to put here?
...i love him...?

bert mccracken by Daisy April 1, 2005