paul mccartney

1. Paul McCartney=sex. Next time you're having sex and doing god knows what just remember that Paul McCartney is actually sex. So you're really having Paul McCartney. Swallow that.
2. Amazing bass player and song-writer. Not a half bad singer either. One of the most infulential and genius musicians of all time.
3. An original member of The Beatles. Enough said.
4. HOOOOOT! No, he's not just "the cute" Beatle, he's the sexiest person... ever. Except Kurt Cobain. Ha.

Crazed Beatles Fan: OMFGZ! Paul McCartney is playing a show next month!!!!
Ugly retard with no life or taste in music: Who's Paul McCartney?
Crazed Beatles Fan: *Kills ugly retard with the Yellow Submarine lunch box that they carry every where because it protects them from ever being unhappy*

by Lauren D. December 28, 2005

McCartney

Most McCarteny’s are funny,kind,Trusted and good looking they attract girls. They also are very crazy hard to control and any girls are Lucky to meet or date a McCartney

I went to the shops and McCartney was so generous and bought me a donut

by The true meaning for McCartney November 25, 2018

Paul McCartney

The guy who defines the word PERFECT. He is the best musician, singer, song-writer, and composer on this whole planet!! He outranks all his fellow musicians and outshines the rest of The Beatles. He was known as the "Cute Beatle" but I'd say he's the "Sexiest, funniest, most charming, sweetest, wittiest, most talented, most handsome, and most beautiful man on Earth"!!!!! He is the idol of million and millions of people around the world. (most people forget this, but he also had a band called Wings from 1971 to 1981, and it was the biggest sensation in the 70's and was truly an amzaaazing band....well, of course, cuz it was run by Paul McCartney!) And btw, he is a great actor too! AND he's vegetarian! HE'S PERFECT.

{girl no. 1}: HEY GUYS!!!! I have tickets to Paul McCartney's concert in New York!!!!! I think I'm gonna have a heart attack out of my excitement!! GODDDD, this is my dream come true!!

{girl no. 2}: OMFG!!! You should totally flash him if you get the chance!!!

{girl no. 3}: Oh no, you're not going 'cause I'm stealing your ticket!!!!

{guy}: Oh, damn, you are sooo lucky to get a ticket 'cause the concert's sold out!! I would LOVE to see a Paul McCartney concert!! No homo or anything, but Paul is really HOT, even now that he's 66, he's still got his good looks.

by McCartney Love March 27, 2009

Marcus McCartney

A guy who would make out with a guy named James Miller and cheat on him with a girl named Kaylee Lloyd.

Marcus McCartney dated James and then cheated on him with Kaylee

by Airyn Stevenson April 29, 2022

The Paul McCartney

To do The Paul McCartney is when you are getting sucked off by chick and when you are about to unload, you go into autopilot with your left hand while saying "Beep Beep n' Beep Beep..." in rhythm and when you finally splooge on her face you shout out "Yeah!"

I saved up for a week and did The Paul McCartney all over Yoko's face last night.

by Andy and Mike May 19, 2006

Paul McCartney

An elefantine clitoris; a penis with no balls.

A: Hey, did you score with that chick last night?
B: You wouldn't believe it, when I got her pants off, she had a Paul McCartney! I had to get out of there!

or

I thought the bouncer at that bar was tough, but it turned out he was a total Paul McCartney. He was afraid to break up that fight!

by lilchicken September 6, 2011

Jesse McCartney

Very hott singer, actor and singer. He is a gift from heaven and his new single Leavin' is the best song ever. Who doesnt like obviously has no or bad taste in music!!! I wish he was my bf!

OMG I luv Jesse McCartney and his new single Leavin'. *drooling and staring at his pictures*

by Orchestra dork or Band geek? April 27, 2008