Martha 

When Martha is angry she’s a formidable opponent. When she is happy she is the most selfless, beautiful, honest and caring individual. Anyone who has Martha in their life is blessed and should count themselves lucky. If there were more Martha’s in the world the world would be a happier and better place.

Martha is the queen of everything

Martha by Mmmmmmnnnn December 27, 2018

Marten 

Marten

The coolest fucker going and is the real definition of a LAD.
He is a really hot and handsome looking fella, and always gets the girls.
On nights out he will happily 'take one for the team' to help out his best buddies.
He is a beautiful human being form the outside aswel as the inside.
Girls find him irresistible because of his charm and his looks.
He is a true LAD and anyone that knows a Marten should be honored.

Look at him getting all the girls , what a Marten.

Marten by MartenLAD August 6, 2012

Wal-Mart Beating 

When someone is physically abussed inside wal-mart.
Usualy done by single mothers, but often includes; wife, grandchildren, dog, cat, sister,borther, and granny beatings as well.

<kid grabs toy off shelf>
Mother : "Put that back, right now! Before you get another wal-mart beating!"

Wal-Mart Beating by lock'on June 5, 2009

Maartje 

The most entertaining person you will ever meet

You’re just like Maartje

Maartje by Lilp3092 June 21, 2020

martavius

Humble, love to laugh and have fun. Has many talents mostly containing sports and music. Very smart and intelligent. Always smiling but when made mad has anger out of this world.

Martavius is a man of many adventures and talents

martavius by Charles River December 21, 2016

Wal-Mart Gamer 

When a person who can't afford any game consoles goes to Wal-Mart just to play the game demos.

Bob is such a Wal-Mart Gamer, he's playing Lego Batman Demo every time I call.

Wal-Mart Gamer by Rando Biggs May 25, 2009

Wal-Mart walk 

The pace at which people walk once inside a Wal-Mart store. It is EXTREMELY slow. Often accompanied by stopping in the middle of an aisle for no fathomable reason. If a person were to Wal-Mart walk around the circumference of the globe, it would take 65,782 years to traverse.

All I had to get at Wal-Mart was one bag of dog food, but because I got stuck behind someone doing the Wal-Mart walk, it took me three hours to get out of the store.

Wal-Mart walk by El Duce October 8, 2004