Jojo Mayer

The greatest drummer alive today.

Seriously, the man's dedication to studying rudiments and technique is incredible. He is the grooviest motherfucker and plays with seemingly endless stamina and musical creativity. Can be credited as the genesis of breakbeat/programmed drum beats played on acoustic sets. Often called "reverse engineering."

Jojo Mayer

by Patrick Bateman (#)($) July 19, 2011

mayette

mayette is a beautiful woman, a shy one but when you know her she's the one will bring noise to your life. The one whose brings a positive vibes to the people around her and a reliable friend. Strong woman, you cant see him crying and she is loved by anyone who meet her.

When you're sad Mayette can help you!
When you need a friend you can call Mayette.

by prix21 June 7, 2021

Billy Mayes

The coolest guy ever to sell stuff on the T.V.

Billy Mayes here with another FANTASTIC product!

by IM II ID G E T June 26, 2009

Rooftop Mayeda

A shitty school in the sheltered hills of San Francisco. Near Twin Peaks it consists of about 4 smart kids per class, 5 average level students, and the rest are a bunch of Jackasses who think they are cool. They are completely unprepared for high school because it is a K-8. The school dances suck and the counselors look like perverts. About 250 kids, all who think that THEY ARE THE SHIT.

Student: "I went to Rooftop!"
Smart Person: "Rooftop Mayeda?!"
Student: "Yeah"
Smart Person: "... Isn't that for special kids?"

by ( . )( . ) plus vagina = happy October 7, 2019

Ryan Mayer

A godlike being who has the most swag on earth. He can also be referred to as "count swagula"

daddy who has the most swag in the world
ryan mayer aka count swagula

by NiggaBob February 13, 2013

Mayelin

Mayelin is a spanish name from dominican origins.It mean beauty and smarts.It is a girl with curly hair dark eyes and unique personality.Mayelin is liked by many people even though she is not the nicest person.

Mayelin is a scholar

by Mayelinlit4 April 3, 2018

John Mayer

John Mayer is a controversial artist known for being a douche from 2002-2013. However, once he realized what a douche he was and moved out to Montana and away from Hollywood, the man finally focused on the music and the meaning rather than the ladies and the swooning. His three latest albums are works of art and he’s trying to be a better person. In 2019, it is safe to say he’s now a hilarious and nice dude (at least as he appears to the public). Catch him on Instagram live or on tour, seems like he’s always doing one of the two.

Person1: “I hate John Mayer because his music is overplayed and he’s pretty gross. I’m sick of hearing ‘waiting on the world to change’”
Person2: “That was years ago! Have you given ‘Born and Raised’ a try? Also, he hasn’t had a terrible breakup since 2013!”

by URprettyCoolyeahIsaidit July 24, 2019