May Fool’s Day

April Fools day. But in May. And not the 1st. The 11th. Cause it’s twice as good.

Mark really got us with that May fool’s day joke. Playing fort on stream got me good.

by Mayfoolsdayking May 4, 2022

Day of May 12

Suck your crush’s d*ck day

“Me and My crush just got sent to the bathroom together” “You know it’s the Day of May 12 right?” “Oh yeah…”

by UrbanDictionaryGodOg May 11, 2022

May 23rd - Sticky Day

The day that celebrates the birth of King Sticky, May 23rd.

“How are you celebrating May 23rd - Sticky Day?”
Well by getting sticky of course!

by nworbc May 23, 2023

National grab ass day v.2 May 31st

This day is the second day of the year that a you will be able to grab any girls or boys ass you want

Yo im excited to grab her ass again because it is national grab ass day v.2 May 31st!!

by Frostytrip May 18, 2019

May 13 national best friend day

May 13 is National best friend day :That one person that backs you up in anything. and will show anyone not to mess with you because they are your

booty thang/but nugget!!!

May 13 National best friend day is a day to show how much your best friend means to you. Love your best friend while you have them!!!

by J_24 March 17, 2020

May 19th: International get nudes day

if a guy writes for nudes to a girl she has to send titties, booty and a coochie

Guy: hey it’s May 19th: International get nudes day
Girl: what ?
Guy: International nudes day
Girl: *sends 3 pics*

by GGBRODEAD May 17, 2023

May 15 - Oldest Sibling Day

I do to much shit for these children so we oldest siblings get a holiday too. Shout out to that one tweet for the idea.

Youngest sibling- "Fuck you."
Oldest Sibling- "that's rude, judging its May 15 - Oldest Sibling Day"

by yourbasicbadbitch May 14, 2020