May 

And quiet, smart girl. She is so amazing but she lets herself be tossed around. She is kind, and you should NEVER let her go!

May: hi
Me: Hi there!
May: you look sad are you ok?
Me: No I have no friends
May: I will be your friend
Me: ok thanks!

May by God created you specially February 7, 2020

May 

The whole month of may is National give head month.

Girl:Hey what month is it?
Guy:May, you know what that means?
Girl:No?
Guy:It’s National give head month, so you have to give me head.

May by Weiner17 April 15, 2020

May 

A cute girl you know you like but Looks as if every other guy likes her so you hold back but then you get to know each other but then she breaks your fucking heart and friend zones you like the other 2 girls you loved

May fuck u

May by True Slav April 26, 2020

May 

a person birth month: they are usually shy AND SENSITIVE when you meet them but once you become their " friend friend" you can't go back. their also probably freaky but during the day they act generous and kind. they are kind but also mean when you mess with them. you should probably be careful if you wanna cheat on them. they very beautiful and they often think they're not. so you should definitely say some compliments.

"I HEARD THAT GIRL/BOY IS VERY SENSITIVE TO MEAN PEOPLE.

"YEAH, THEIR BIRTHDAY IS PROBABLY IN MAY THEN.

May by THEYRE AMAZING AND FORGIVE YOU May 19, 2020

May 

Privileged white girl

May is a privileged white girl is a privileged white girl

May by Fydyehfkvjvkgyfiv May 30, 2020

May 

Many Memes May, the month of Memes

Him:“Hey dude it’s May!”
Friend:“So?”
Him: “Duh dude it’s Many Memes May, the month were u send Memes everyday”

Friend: “ohhhh”

May by alfi3_stark3y November 3, 2020

May 

All of May you are NOT allowed to wear make up. If you decide to disobey this rule a guy has permission to slap your ass. SO DONT WEAR MAKE UP!!!

Cameron: Maggie are you wearing makeup?
Maggie: YES!!!
Cameron: *SLAPS Maggie’s ass*
Maggie: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
Cameron: Because it’s MAY and you are wearing makeup

May by Madi16 November 6, 2020