MATTEO

A very short disrespectful guy, who tends to act like a dick that everyone loves, usually has hazel eyes and dirty blonde hair, most of the time he has a big family that is catholic with only brothers, when he plays soccer his number is 5, his birthday is usually around august 10-15, and he tends to be nice some times and funny at others but he can sometimes be a big dick.

MATTEO is a dick.

MATTEO by Nick CI November 8, 2016

Matteo

Matteo is a type of guy so beautiful and he loves very much basketball. His friend's name probably starts whit D, A Or M. But chill down his don't has a gf but a girl who's name starts whit p love him so much. Oh I forgot, he's so simpy and you must be his friend.

Oh wow look at Matteo is very cute today.

Matteo by Aaaluip November 22, 2021

Matteo

he is mostly Italian his dick is as small as a pepperoni and he also likes to east pastaa

OH his dick so small like pepperoni he must be a Matteo

Matteo by I fuck ur mom December 13, 2018

Matteo

Small pp

U got small Pp pp is a pp dat boi goot matteo is small pp

Matteo by BenIsTheName March 6, 2020

Matteo

THE BIGGEST BOT EVER BUT HE CALLS MIMI A BOUGHT BUT SHE IS NOT ONLY MATTEO IS

Matteo is a bot

Oh ya but Mimi is not

No never

Matteo by Userrr November 19, 2018

Matteo

A stank-ass Pinoy dude that has a crush on every underaged Filipino girls.

He also cries in his sleep because of how lonely he is while watching Vtubers shake their asses.

"OH SHIT, IT'S MATTEO RUN!!!!!!!!"

"HE'S COMING TO RAPE MY ASSCHEEEKS!!!!!!"

Matteo by FUCKYOUMATTEO June 5, 2022

Matteo

A tea sucking Brit.

Wow, Tyler, you’re such a Matteo! Stay out of my fridge.

Matteo by Orthrus May 27, 2018