Matt Slam

When one person makes the improbable and unprecedented achievement of winning at least 3 different fantasy sports leagues consecutively. In the history of man, it has only been known to happen once. Truly an amazing achievement.

Matt is currently drowning in pussy after completing the Matt Slam, and he has all sorts of cash to spend after winning all those fantasy leagues.

by Brocklovesmen October 2, 2014

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Matt Sturniolo

the sweetest hottest boy ever

Omg matt sturniolo is sooooo hot

by mattsturniolosgf April 25, 2022

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Matt Smith

Flawless hipster cutie who plays the 11th Doctor on popular sc-fi British TV show Doctor Who. He wears scarves and patterned jumpers, he has perfectly coiffed hair and he does some mad dancing.

Friend 1: I think I'm pregnant...
Friend 2: What?! Why??
Friend 1: I just saw a picture of Matt Smith.

by Rosiepeverell April 11, 2011

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matt suttle

A real cutie. Makes people laugh, Social awkward around people he doesn't know so he makes jokes to lighten the mood. Some may call him controlling but he is a great leader. Exeptionally smart in certain areas and lacking a little more in others. Probably the sweetest person you will ever find. When he makes his mind up its set in stone. He is a natural flirt and becasue he is a little crazy himself he attracts really cute crazy chicks.

Jim: that Matt Suttle guy really is a good guy.

by EveryIndianGirlInShawnee September 12, 2011

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Matt Scalf

Person who needs to stop procrastinating and complaining about his English teacher and finish his damn essays.

Dang, that Matt Scalf needs to stop procrastinating and complaining about his English teacher and finish his damn essays.

by MakeMeASandwich! February 9, 2010

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Matt Sallee

Matt Sallee is the bass in Pentatonix, he is amazing and if you hurt him I will fight you....

Random human:*looks at Matt Sallee* Ewww....who's that?

Me: *cracks knuckles and raises fists* Square up, bruh

by cantsleepsallee June 19, 2018

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Matt Smith

The hottest actor to play Doctor Who ever! He is so good looking you actually fall off your sofa when watching Doctor Who.

Who is the sexiest Doctor Who?
Matt Smith.
Too right sister!

by masked-moonlight August 15, 2010

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