Math

Torture in school. The sister to science. The worst and hardest subject. Science is below it.

Random Bitch: Hey did you study for the Algebra test last night?

Random Dude: OH SHIT NO I DIDN'T!!!!!!

Random Bitch: R.I.P. your success in life...

Random Dude: *beats up Mr. Boring the Algebra teacher* FUCK MATH!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Rpgluvr13 December 9, 2017

math

the science of that which cannot be.

Asymptotes are not real, but they are in the world of math.

by carvahall December 7, 2011

Math

Phone number

You know the happenings, homies just yappin' and
Hand shakin', laughin', and exchangin' all they math again
You usually lose touch when you travelin'... -AZ Never Change

At my man's wake, she said the eulogy
After that I usually, bumped into her shoppin for jewerly
Her bodyguard screwin me, I gave her my math
Ain't nothin new to me, blowin backs out, six-pack Stout's
Nas I Am

by The Amalamps March 13, 2014

Math

1. Something only smart kids know and no one else can understand and just copy of the smart kid.
2. Something that will be banned if I become president. Vote 1Trump' 'Dog
3. Code when in a maths class for meth
4. The test that you give the smart kids name on your own and claim his test

Girl: Have you got the extra math
Teacher: Yes have double homework

Trump: I have finally executed all Mexican Maths teachers

by Uncle joshy June 23, 2019

math

1. a class we take because we hate ourselves

(from the Latin "mathis" meaning "Satan's Alphabet)

Person A: "I hate my life and I want to make it horrible"
Person B: "I know of a good math class..."

by Troy October 3, 2004

Math

Really confusing shit that makes no sense to the average person(dumb ass) but is essential if you don't want to live under a bridge.

Person(dumbass) one: "I failed my math test"
Person(dumbass) two: "it's ok I did to"
Smart person(fucking rarer than a rare Pokemon): "Comon guys DeltaV is not hard to do"

by Communist Teddybears April 24, 2015

math

torture.

one of Lucifer's many ways of making us suffer.

resonable cause for suicide.

Nobody with any sense likes math.

Math sucks and i suck at doing it.

by Sunshine Dore July 1, 2005