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Mongolian Matador

A foreign species, not native of any particular origin, but most commonly mistaken to have relations to the Ding and Dong Dynasty. Known for his ability to write small, kick high and blow things up, The Mongolian Matador has a quiet demeanor but possesses the ferociousness of the once known to be extinct, Wolverine. This species is rare because most died out during the samurai era. Some have been seen in the Bronx and in Eastern Regions of Long Island. Distinguishable by the long, rubber band tied Ryu (from street fighter) hair do.

Put against a wall, this creature is known to mimic the forgone Mr. Miagi with Matrix speed neck chops.

Approach with caution.
The Mongolian Matador was last seen drinking endless bottles of pepsi.
by Big Jon'e January 27, 2009
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Meaty matador

When your ladie holds her lips open and says come get it and pulls away right before you get in
My women the other night said time for the meaty matador and I jump at it and jammed my junk on the edge of the bed
by Nevik doloh January 28, 2019
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Matador

A person, usually highly attractive, who brazenly flaunts their various red flags to garner the attention of potential significant others. They are proud of their negative traits and behavior, and dating one is always a horrible idea.

Named for the sport of Bullfighting, where the eponymous bullfighters will use a red cloth to agitate a bull to charge at them, while repeatedly thrusting swords into the animal's body and heart until it dies.
Person A: "Person B, you have got to stop dating Person C. You can't fix them, they're a matador!"

Person B: "You just don't understand our relationship."
by Helicoptamus October 17, 2024
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The Italian Matador

The act of cutting one's penis very slightly so it bleeds but not too much, swinging it around so it's fully red, and then continuously beating it with a hammer so it's flat and resembles a Matador's flag.
My dad did the Italian Matador, I miss him.
by PickleGod762 August 13, 2024
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