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Humaid Masala

A person who owns crap sri lankan restaurents on southal travels today
Nibble: Have u heard that new shop down the road
PC Parma: Lemme guess its owned by a Humaid Masala?
CHACHI: UR GODDAMN RIGHT
by DOOD DUDE November 26, 2018
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The Polish Tikka Masala

To puke in a toilet while defecating in your hand, then taking the shit and slamdunking it in the puked in toilet
Alec was drunk one night to the point of needing to puke whilst also having to take a dump. In angst he rushed to the bathroom while only having one of the two options, shit in toilet puke in hands, or shit in hand and puke in toilet then to slam dunk the shit over puked in toilet, not allowing for meere defeat over ones bowel movement, but to grab the fecal infested shit in his hand like a bolt of lighting and smite it all over the puked in toilet and thus creating The Polish Tikka Masala
by Ekki Palli May 8, 2025
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Masala

An act of stealing also called robbery
Your pen has been Masalaid
by Nicki hot shit June 10, 2022
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masala

How dumb ass idiots refer to the messiah. Usually used to praise others
Hey i brought you a blanket.

Thank you, Masala.
by b1gd1ckdaddyyy February 28, 2022
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tiki masala

i'ts one of the most deadly black magic from the tika masala tribe from Uganda and It can only be used by a man with an 18 inch elefant cock with minimal balls
by cumsted October 15, 2020
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Masala nigga

An individual descending from the Indian subcontinent who display nigga behaviour.
The masala nigga popped a perc and let them thangs go.
by LotDebussy May 20, 2025
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Chana masala

May I use you restroom? I have to take a chana masala.
by mrsavage22 January 11, 2023
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