Relationship code in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone is not considered as cheating
by Qaoz September 30, 2021
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A NCAA Division 3 football team which was reformed in 2005. The team is made up of coaches who play favorites and skip the real athletes. The head coach, Coach Kendrick-Holmes is a bi-polar former Naval Academy graduate, Defensive Coordinator Vincent Digaetano is satan worshipper who doesn't know anything about football. Nothing at all, it's kind of funny if you think about how little he does know. Coach Varner is just a fat guy, and Coach Al Piascik has two facial features.
"Where do you play football?"
"Suny Maritime football.."
"Oh what division?"
"D3"
"You guys good?"
"Yeah when we play Mass Maritime"
"Suny Maritime football.."
"Oh what division?"
"D3"
"You guys good?"
"Yeah when we play Mass Maritime"
by Conspiracy69 February 18, 2009
Get the suny maritime football mug.A college situated in the Bronx, NYC... it is known for its corrupt regimental staff, idiotic cadets, and job placement office for an industry which the US really doesn't have anymore. Largely a waste of time and tuition
"SUNY Maritime College sucks man, they promised me 100% job placement, and 99.9% of my job offers are shoreside."
by FtheReg June 11, 2006
Get the SUNY Maritime mug.I agree with the other guy, Ryan, who shit all over this region! Because it IS a piece of shit place to live! Friendly people - my ass. I have lived successfully in every major city in Canada. Why the hell did I feel it necessary to come out east then? Fuck knows! The biggest mistake I ever made.
The maritimes breed are just a bunch of sorry-ass whiners and complainers out here - and some who even think they're better than everyone else HA! now if that isn't a Laugh Out Loud notion, nothing is.
by mrc2010 July 28, 2010
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Comes from a urban part of Toronto where the philipino people wake up every morning and put on a face, they literarly believe they were born black.
Comes from a urban part of Toronto where the philipino people wake up every morning and put on a face, they literarly believe they were born black.
by Darome September 17, 2010
Get the moretimes mug.An entity who inhabits the Atlantic regions of Canada. Maritimers' strong desire for Moosehead brand beer is only exceeded by their tendencies to perform anal sex on local moose who also inhabit the area. When a Maritimer is content, it will retire to its Velvet chair and usually smoke marijuana unit it passes out or pisses on itself. Use great caution when when visiting the Maritime region of Canada. Butt plugs are widely available in all Welcome Centers near the border.
"Over here to the left you will see one of our prized local moose!" said the Canada Park Ranger
"You can tell the Maritime moose from the other species because of their distinctive gait."
"Hey!" said the tourist
"That moose walks just like the ones we saw at Yellowstone!"
"Yep. Looks like our Maritimers have been spending too much time on JTV" said Ranger Steve
"You can tell the Maritime moose from the other species because of their distinctive gait."
"Hey!" said the tourist
"That moose walks just like the ones we saw at Yellowstone!"
"Yep. Looks like our Maritimers have been spending too much time on JTV" said Ranger Steve
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