Maretta

the typical name for a frequent 'youtuber'.

Girl 1: Ohmygoodness! I just found the funniest video on youtube today!
Girl 2: You are such a Maretta.
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Guy 1: I just want to check if Shane Dawson added a new video today, one minute.
Guy 2: Dude, you're a Maretta!
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Maretta: Clooo
Mariam: Kourttt
Maretta: Clo.
Mariam: Kourt.
Maretta: Cloeeee
Mariam: Kourtneyyyy
Maretta: Cloe.
Mariam: Kourtney.
Maretta: We talked for hours.
(immitation of youtube video)

by proudyoutuber January 9, 2010

Marietta Magic Hat

When fucking a butter face, pull out before you cum, rip the paper bag off her head, and as you cum in her face, yell "ABRACADABRA!"

"I went home with a slump buster last night and gave her a magic hat."
"She was fugly, so I gave her the ol' Marietta Magic Hat."
"So, we got back to his place and he said he'd show me a magic trick...but all he did was cum in my face and yell ABRACADABRA!"

by Patty Humor August 22, 2009

Luke Marketta

Fucking faggot... he is a hoe... likes old men... went to jail multiple times.

That luke marketta kid is a nigger

by Big dick creampie October 7, 2018

Markeitha

Markeitha is a person who lies and hurts feelings also a hoe.

Markeitha is a long-handled gardening tool with a thin metal blade, used mainly for weeding and breaking up soil.

by Ace Record December 25, 2016

markitta

Markitta is a strict Christian woman. Following every word of the Bible, she wears skirts and dresses often. She wants to move as far away as possible from her strict parents. She likes listening to Elvis Presley and hopes to someday serve as a pastoress at a church.

"Markitta is sitting on the toilet."

by :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing April 7, 2023

marrietta high school

lame ass school that thinks marrietta the best school in cobb when it’s ass. has lots of hoes also.

also hella clout chasers.

“you went to marrietta high school ?”
“yea”
“man that shit sucks”

by shut up and dance July 31, 2018

Maretta

START OF THE SEA

I AM NOT MARETTA SISTER

by Racheeeeeeeeeee June 24, 2021