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Mandaloring 

Exercising your authority as leader of the Mandalorians.
nothing pisses me off more than someone ignoring me when im mandaloring
Mandaloring by Cowdog335 September 30, 2019

A Mandatory 

When a shit session goes from a voluntary situation to “a mandatory” emergency. Midway, a casual sit down sesh turns into a raging shit storm where your asshole is a thunder cloud bursting at the seams and the toilet is the town below, ill prepared for a flash flood. Your knees buckle, the back of your neck starts to sweat, and you better make sure the door is locked. It’s going to be a long ride. You might want to take your pants and shirt off for this one!!!
Holy shit, Tony has been in there for an hour. He must be working out “a mandatory.”

I was on the freeway, cruising to my pad thinking about a voluntary shit when I got home. Just then, my vibe shifted and I immediately knew it was a mandatory situation. I was about to drop “a mandatory” in the front seat!!!

See Diarrhizzy.

Mandatory Sex Party 

A sex party. Probably like a swingers party, except you don't KNOW that that's what it is until you get there. And, you know, once you get there it's kind of... well... mandatory, to have sex. Because of the mandatoriness of the sex party. And if you don't, then they... you know... rape you. =/
Julie: "This should be fun. I love costume parties."
*walks into party*
Nadab: "Guess what this ACTUALLY is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

mandatory gift giving bush 

What did Santa leave for you under the mandatory gift giving bush? (cherubic child's voice) A choo choo and a dolly and a bike and a 15" black double ended dildo with buttchugging attachment and a football and a kite and a......................

Mandalorian 

She said she liked Star Wars and anal so I used the Mandalorian.
Mandalorian by Codemanjack December 8, 2019

The Mandalorian 

A Disney plus show where Lord Baby Yoda him self emerged from cared for by the Mandalorian
"Have you seen The Mandalorian yet? Baby Yoda is so cute"
"Yes he is the reincarnation of Christ himself"
The Mandalorian by Sparko317 December 20, 2019