manchester

MANCHESTER IS GREAT! even though it is an absolute shed.
NO, we dont all talk like Liam Gallagher, most of us do though.
NO, we arent all chavs. most of us are though.
NO, we dont all possess guns. most of us do though.
NO, we dont all have ASBO's. most of us do though.
and NO we do not say "my kid"


it's "our kid"
you get me?!

bloke from manchester: "y'alright are kid?"
another bloke from manchester: "sound mate, sound."

by mickie and lickie March 19, 2009

Manchester

A "Manchester" is the act of calling a friend or acquaintance on a statement they made. When a person states definitively that they will perform an action, anyone within earshot can call "Manchester!"

After the call, the callee must either perform the act or receive a swift punch in the stomach.

Originated at Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology on BSB 1 in 2008-2009.

Andy: "I'm going to go do jumping jacks naked on the frozen lake!"
Tim: "MANCHESTER."

(At this point, Andy either does jumping jacks naked on a frozen lake, or gets punched.)

by Thron January 7, 2010

Manchester

When you say you are going to do something and someone Manchesters you, you have to do it or you get kicked in the nuts.

I'm gonna take a shit in your gloves." "Manchester."

by kunz1033 December 17, 2010

Manchester

A "Manchester" is used in response to an individual claiming a completely ridiculous course of action. Once Manchestered, said individual must complete his claim within 24 hours, otherwise punishable with a vicious open hand slap or kick to the testicles.

Subject 1: "If that asshole doesn't turn does his music, I'm going to shit on face."

Subject 2: "Manchester..."

by Zimmdog October 7, 2011

Manchester

basically the ultimate dare; you can not turn these down, or you will be punched in the chest as hard as the person that manchestered you can punch.

"I'm going to stick this up your ass"
"manchester"
"damnit"
*punch*

by santersss May 21, 2010

Manchester

Manchester (gunchester) is a great place, even though every fucker thinks they are a gangsta ''yo gran give us a tenner for a bud''. ''Ee-yar go and ask Steve if he's got a spare cig until tomorra

Wanna go to Manchester tomorrow?
Not Manchester, I'll probably get shot.

by Sweetielover October 3, 2015

Manchester Transfer

When one person poops into another, and that person poops back into the other and it continues FOREVER.

))<>((

Man 1-Hey dood wanna do a Manchester Transfer.
Man 2- What in tarnation is a Manchester Transfer?
Man 1- Well... a Manchester Transfer is........
MAn 2- AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

by Dan LE TACO May 15, 2006