Alcoholic Ninja

The one person you always try to,avoid at the bar but he somehow seems to show up out of nowhere and spews his drunk stupidity at you.

My girlfriend and I were having a great time at the bar last night and out of nowhere Pat appears , completely drunk , talking about his latest female conquest. He is such a fucking Alcoholic Ninja!

by Urban humor May 27, 2017

Alcoholic

1) When you calculate beer money into your living budget
2) calling a beer " A frothy cold one"
3) When drinking in excess isn't enough

EXCEPTION:
1) Drinking in excess on a boat doesn't make you an alcoholic

Person 1:Hey look over there at Judson, he's such an alcoholic.
Person 2: No he's not, he's drinking on his Boat!

by BeerIsLife April 19, 2015

alcoholica

The nickname given to the metal band Metallica for their heavy consumption of alcohol.

Those guys drink so much, they might as well be called Alcoholica!!!

by Roger T. May 2, 2005

alcoholic

Someone you don't like who drinks more than you do.

by lameo June 7, 2003

Alcoholic Logic

A way of thinking when one is very drunk that involves rationalizing completely STUPID things. Often resulting in idiotic stunts and poor choice of sexual partners.

Bob: Whoa Chris are you sure you wanna sleep wit her?!

Chris: Hell yea dude! She's not that bad, if she lost about 300lbs and you squinted your eye's relly hard she looks almost like Halle Berry.

Bob: You and your fucking Alcoholic Logic!

by Nik N. February 6, 2008

Alcoholica

1) a name the press gave Metallica a famous metal band for their habits of drinking a lot of beer

Dude, Metallica drinks so much beer they should be called Alcoholica!

by Rory June 5, 2005

in the closet alcoholic

a big alcoholic, but dosent talk about drinking. when givin the chance will drink everybody out

hahaha me.... BITCH, get me a chicken samwitch and some wallfle frys..... FO' FREE!!! ^^^^^^in the closet alcoholic

by thatguyspenis March 13, 2010