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Mamma Töjare

A word that describes a person whom sole purpose in this world is nothing more than to have widened ones own mother's vagina.
Håll käften din mamma töjare. Åk hem och fortsätt töja din morsa.
by anonymous December 20, 2020
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Mama ti kučka

A sentance to describe someones mother.
Hey luka, mama ti kučka
by LLN_Štahan August 6, 2021
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MAGA-tard

A person who pays reverence to the radical ideologies of the alt-right as well as having a strong devotion and loyalty to former President Donald Trump.
Mr. Tanner’s rant of election fraud and other conspiracy theories is making him sound like a MAGA-tard.

There’s a pastor on TV explaining how God sent Donald Trump to save the United States. What a MAGA-tard.

Look at all the MAGA-tards storming the Capitol!
by Dat Aaaayyyyhhhh December 14, 2021
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Baby Mama Time

When your Baby Mama has finally decided she's ready, and you are now "celebrating" her change in heart.
Dave: "Hey, how'd your night go, Shae?"
Shae: "Pretty damn well, it's Baby Mama Time."
by EveryDamnNameisTaken January 26, 2020
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Mama Trauma

Mama Trauma
1. Mama Trauma is a normal state of mind for a mother, especially during the first six months of the infant's life. Evidenced by a dazed look, the eyes slightly unfocused and wide, the dark circles and bloodshot sclera. Also known as PTS, Post Trauma Syndrome. The difference is the mother is living behind the enemy's lines every day of their life for the first eighteen years.

2. Mama Trauma is an on-going humor column of edgy humor geared towards all of us who are parents. It began in 1992 and is copyrighted by HM Kalmanson

3. Mama Trauma refers to the public persona of an author who writes the Mama Trauma columns.
She was doing alright until the baby was born. Now she's got Mama Trauma.

I love reading the Mama Trauma column by HM Kalmanson.
by BA Epstein November 29, 2006
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mama titties

An exceptional pair of breasts on a very attractive woman who has children.
"Wow, Joe. That lady down at Grand Mart has the most amazing mama titties I've ever seen!"
by geurillawarfare June 1, 2013
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Mama Trauma

1. Mama Trauma is a normal state of mind for a mother, especially during the first six months of the infant's life. Evidenced by a dazed look, the eyes slightly unfocused and wide, the dark circles and bloodshot sclera. Also known as PTS, Post Trauma Syndrome. The difference is the mother is living behind the enemy's lines every day of their life for the first eighteen years.

2. Mama Trauma is an on-going humor column of edgy humor geared towards all of us who are parents. It began in 1992 and is copyrighted by HM Kalmanson

3. Mama Trauma refers to the public persona of an author who writes the Mama Trauma columns.
She was doing alright until the baby was born. Now she's got Mama Trauma.

I love reading the Mama Trauma column by HM Kalmanson.
by BA Epstein November 11, 2008
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